ayaw ko mag name drop BAZ
Heavens, no! We're not name-dropping. That's why we gave them those pseudonyms.
yeah we love cars , cars with big front bumper cars that go with a nice stance to see how low that bumper can go . . . touch the ground
and we wanna SLAM that car very low...
Well, not too low because if the bumper's already touching the ground, that's going to leave an awful scrape. I like a little clearance between the ground and the vehicle so that we can do things over uneven terrain.
Parang may tatlong lalaki na gusto kong gawing pretzel ah.
Psssstttt... Anyan? Pagtapos mo kumain tawagan mo ko. ganyan ka... Pag kaharap mo na ko tiklop ka.v
But we're not even naming names and we're just discussing cars,
Grande-Duchesse. There's no need for violence.
Mes amis, they both like low-riders and I like...well...high- or mid-riders or whatever the term is supposed to be. Something along these lines, you might say.
See? It's a beautiful
Jeep Wrangler, don't you think?
I hope the bumper's good enough for you,
Seigneur Kenji. It's small but ruggedly functional.
It might not be slammed low,
Seigneur Type_One, but I'm sure it can slam through off-road back trails with little or no difficulty.