An acquaintance of mine who was studying in Manila a few years back (
a Theology major, oddly enough) shared a term that I've been waiting to use or share for quite some time now:
"Srdce-pohlcujÃcà monstróznà had". Roughly translated from Czech, it means
"a monster serpent that devours hearts".
Learning to laugh at your failed relationships is a good thing,
n'est-ce pas,
Signora Daza?