Here's a common "perk-me-up" expression in Ilonggo which might cheer you up: "Sus! Kidney lang! Indi ka pa na maano, layo na sa atay!" In English, "WTF! Your kidney's bothering you? Don't worry, you'll be alright, that's far from your liver!"
Wag kalimutan yung mga nakuha nyang photos ng mga nurses at ni Doktora. okay? Tandaan, kahit may sakit ang isang Espiya, on duty pa rin....