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Reese Witherspoon arrested
« on: April 22, 2013, 12:10:42 am »





Yes, seriously, Reese Witherspoon got arrested for disorderly conduct.
Jim Toth, Witherspoon’s husband and baby daddy, was pulled over after midnight on Friday morning while “weaving” into the wrong lane.  The police report, as reported by Huffington Post, is absolutely golden:






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“Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe I was a real police officer. I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet. … “Mrs. Witherspoon asked, ‘Do you know my name?’ I answered, ‘No, I don’t need to know your name.’ I then added, ‘Right now.’ Mrs. Witherspoon stated, ‘You’re about to find out who I am.’… Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You’re going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.”




It would seem the Oscar winner actually pulled a “Do you know who I am?” She also reportedly “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.” According to Variety, “She was handcuffed after disobeying repeated instruction from the arresting officer, with whom she verbally sparred, to stay inside the vehicle.”
Her huband, a CAA agent, was charged with driving while intoxicated; Witherspoon was charged with disorderly conduct. Both were released at 3:30a.m. on Friday morning. Both were in Georgia for the filming of an indie drama, “The Good Lie.”







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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 12:12:18 am »
i thought she stabbed someone with her spoon. sorry, lame pun :P
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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2013, 12:19:15 am »
heh heh she can make another movie titles legally drunk ! toinkssss





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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2013, 12:48:29 am »
i guess it's one of those 'days' welcome to celebrity rehab ms. Reese Witherspoon..

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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2013, 03:46:30 am »
@ sober na si reese  :D

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"Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behavior." http://www.tmz.com/





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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2013, 09:10:20 am »
Reese: do you know who l am?


Police: NO! Why are you asking me that? Don't you know who you are?

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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2013, 10:07:44 pm »
Part of me wishes that the policeman replied: "I know exactly who you are - a schmuck who's about to be arrested for disorderly conduct."
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Reese Witherspoon Footage arrest
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 10:44:28 am »
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fwe_NEerE&sns=em[/youtube]



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPN8PKlS-N8&sns=em[/youtube]




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Re: Reese Witherspoon arrested
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 10:58:21 am »
wahahahaha saw this epicness at TMZ  ::lmao