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Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« on: June 02, 2009, 07:08:27 am »
A prankster from St. Luke’s Medical Center played a joke on Sen. Ramon “Bong” Revilla Monday by switching an MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) scan of his brain with another scan that was apparently Photoshopped with a peanut.

The senator, who was in headlines recently for his speeches against the Alec Baldwin semi-racist joke and the Katrina Halili-Hayden Kho sex scandal, had been complaining of a headache since last week, prompting a visit to the hospital.

When the doctors could not immediately determine what was wrong with him, an MRI was taken of his brain in hopes of determining the cause of his migraine, hospital sources said.

After the MRI was taken, Dr. Rene Tolentino, the attending physician, approached Revilla with what he thought was the senator’s MRI scan.

The doctor and the patient were both shocked when they saw the MRI. (See contributed photo below.)





“Dok, yan ba talaga ang utak ko? Bakit ganyan ang itsura? Parang… parang mani? (Doc, is that really my brain? How come it looks like… like a peanut?)” a shocked Revilla asked the doctor, who was as astonished as he was.

“Excuse me, Senator Revilla, I believe there has been a mistake,” Tolentino told Revilla and hastily left the room.

Later, Revilla learned that it had been a prank by one of the hospital staff, whose identity remained a mystery at press time.

Hospital insiders said the senator turned livid with rage.

“Kung sino man ang gagong yun, lumabas ka! Magpakalalaki ka! Suntukan na lang tayo! (Whoever did this, show yourself! Be a man! Let’s just punch it out!)” he was heard shouting in the waiting room.

To appease him, Tolentino promised the senator he would investigate who orchestrated the prank and would punish him or her with the appropriate administrative penalty, the sources said.

The doctor then proceeded to show the senator his real MRI scan.

But apparently the prankster had struck again. In place of the peanut, there was a mung bean in the space where Revilla’s brain should have been.

Revilla inspected the MRI carefully and commented: “E teka lang, dok, bakit parang mukhang munggo naman ito?”


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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 07:31:22 am »
Bwahahahahahahha, mas malaki pa pala utak ni Homer Simpson kesa kay Bong Revilla. Nakakatawa kapatid. Nice one.  finger4u
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 07:42:08 am »
well he really shouldn't have ventured to politics. . . .  
i usually watch senate hearings on ANC, and when its his turn to speak, its sooo embarrassing!!!

oh well, how the heck did that guy got elected. . .  ??? ??? ???

pero this thread is so deym funny tho, . .  hehehehe
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 10:16:11 am »
hehe ayos yung gumawa nun ha...

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 10:24:47 am »
hahahha..ganyan naman kasi talga utak niyan eh..kung may makukuha lang tau utak ng ipis un dapat isama dyan

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 10:48:58 am »
hahaha ;D

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2009, 01:52:41 pm »
 ::wagbastos ::wagbastos lahit paano igalang natin sya.......

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2009, 03:32:17 pm »
that was fun!
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2009, 03:43:12 pm »
malaki naman daw ang ano nya! at nakasibak sya ng maraming magagandang chicks (lalo na artista!)  ::)

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2009, 03:43:51 pm »
natawa ako dto. finger4u

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2009, 05:09:03 pm »
hindi ba ito peyk?

ahahaha kulit tlga ni bongbong

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2009, 05:16:16 pm »
buti nga at mani at munggo ang inilagay eh.. kesa naman ipis.. nyahahahaha
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2009, 05:59:53 pm »


 Hehehe nice post! sa totoo lang wala talagang binatbat tong si bong revilla panay pa pogi lang tong mokong na to,my friend ako na work sa senate bobito daw talaga tong si bong revilla,may pinapagawa nga siyang covered basketball court sa barangay namin kumbaga yung cover na lang ang sagot niya kasi may court ng nakatayo doon, pinalagyan kaagad ng tarpaulin na may malaking mukha niya, iyon pala hanggang pondasyon lang ang ipapalagay till now wala pa ni frame na bakal para sa bubong. Siguro wait pa niya ang another election para matapos yon tsk! tsk! tsk!

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2009, 06:01:54 pm »
BAKA YUNG mani at munggo ang di photoshoped?
 pag tunay na utak yung nakalagay sa MRI scan, malamang photoshoped na yun! ;D ;D

aanhin pa ang damo kung nagbabato na ang kabayo?

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2009, 07:01:14 pm »
title palang ng thread alam na...i agree

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2009, 07:23:24 pm »
ang totoo nyan kaya sumasakit ang ulo niya lately kasi hindi na niya alam ang susunod na gagawin niya pag natapos ng KHO/HALILI event sa senado...iniisip niya kung sasakyan niya naman itong nawawalang prepaid ng mga cellphone company o kulang lang talaga jekjek ang ULO pati na yung katawan niya dahil doon sa inggit kay KHO...
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2009, 07:51:54 pm »
Dapat nga magpasalamat siya at may nakita pang laman.  Yung iba ngang politiko walang laman eh.  Puro hangin.

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2009, 07:58:58 pm »
ang totoo nyan kaya sumasakit ang ulo niya lately kasi hindi na niya alam ang susunod na gagawin niya pag katapos ng KHO/HALILI event sa senado...iniisip niya kung sasakyan niya naman itong nawawalang prepaid ng mga cellphone company o kulang lang sa jekjek ang ULO pati na yung katawan niya dahil doon sa inggit kay KHO...
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 08:00:53 pm »
ang totoo nyan kaya sumasakit ang ulo niya lately kasi hindi na niya alam ang susunod na gagawin niya pag katapos ng KHO/HALILI event sa senado...iniisip niya kung sasakyan niya naman itong nawawalang prepaid ng mga cellphone company o kulang lang sa jekjek ang ULO pati na yung katawan niya dahil doon sa inggit kay KHO...

mga mods sir sorry po napa double post ako pasensya na po sa inyo ako tuloy ang nag-utak mani sorry po ulit paki-delete na lang po ninyo sorry po
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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 10:53:15 pm »
anak ka ng dedeng

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2009, 01:35:12 am »
::wagbastos ::wagbastos lahit paano igalang natin sya.......

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2009, 02:04:49 am »
Sana naman eh wag naman tayong mang insulto sa mga halaman tulad ng mani at munggo.  At least, mani at munggo ay nagbibigay ng bitamina at nakakatulong sa ating kalusugan.  Dapat natin silang bigyan ng pagpapahalaga at hindi dapat ikumpara sa mga bagay bagay na binigyan ng pangalan at tinatawag na "senador rebilya".  Ang mani ay masarap kainin lalo na pag ito ay makatas at masabaw.  Yun mga nasa phylum rebilya - teka, absent yata ako sa biology nun tinuro yun ah kaya di ko kilala. At sa pagkakatanda ko, wala naman yatang utak ang mga halaman lalo na yun mga nasa group ng phylum rebilya. Mag review kaya uli ako ng biology.

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2009, 12:38:58 pm »


                    bakit anung kasalanan ng "Mani" sa inyo ha!? ???

Bakit sa lahat ng bagay na e compare Utak ng Walang Utak yung e compare niyo!!

           Bakit kung walang ''Mani" wala namang peanut butter ah!!

                                 mag isip isip naman kayu!! ;D


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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 12:45:11 pm »
Totoo ba itong kwentong to? Hahahaha! Totoo naman na ganyan na ang utak niya eh. O dili kaya, KSP na lang talaga siya. Hahaha! ^_^

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Re: Ang Utak Ni Bong Revilla, Sinlaki Ng Mani??
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2009, 01:06:55 pm »
Totoo ba itong kwentong to? Hahahaha! Totoo naman na ganyan na ang utak niya eh. O dili kaya, KSP na lang talaga siya. Hahaha! ^_^


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