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A Loving Husband
« on: June 22, 2013, 09:19:07 pm »
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped d home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Dark for fear of failure an inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting roiling hate death grip in my veins unveiling rancid petals flowering forth foul nectar the space between a blink and a tear ...death blooms...

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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2013, 10:15:39 pm »
Nice thanks!
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2013, 11:11:09 pm »
Nice thanks!

You're welcome Kapatid...
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2013, 01:07:20 am »
hahaha  napatawa mo ako dito dre. serious story kasi ang dating. very nice bro.

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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2013, 04:26:47 am »
hahaha  napatawa mo ako dito dre. serious story kasi ang dating. very nice bro.

Thanks Kapatid... toast::
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2013, 11:19:35 am »
Panalo.

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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2013, 11:16:59 pm »



 laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: buti na yung sure!!!

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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 11:45:26 pm »
sarcastically funny. Good job
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2013, 01:02:24 am »
Hahaha!. Nice. I'll do just the same if my wife is a nagger.
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 10:21:40 pm »
 ::lmao good one!  ::lmao
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2013, 05:16:14 pm »
nice bro... keep it up.....
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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2013, 01:32:36 am »
weahh finger4u  great

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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2013, 03:30:07 am »
hehehe! ayaw ng mabuhay  ::lmao

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Re: A Loving Husband
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2013, 04:29:19 am »
 ::lmao ::lmao ::lmaonice TS i really need a good laugh
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