A Fiipino is having his American breakfast of toasted bread, butter & jam, when an american man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The pinoy ignores the american who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
AMERICAN: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
FILIPINO (in a bad mood): "Of course."
AMERICAN: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the states, we only eat what's inside. The crust, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines." The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.
The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"
PINOY: "Of course."
AMERICAN: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling)." We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."
The Pinoy then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
AMERICAN: "Why, of course we do", the american says with a big smirk.
PINOY: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
AMERICAN: "We throw them away, of course!"
PINOY: "We don't. in Manila, we put them in a container recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."
The American's chewing gum falls to the floor without his knowing.
