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Espiya Lobby => General Topics => : librhon May 30, 2007, 03:12:58 AM
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> This is a story from University of the
> Philippines (Diliman) about a young
> college boy who passed away last month.
> His name was Jerson. He was hit by a
> dumper truck.
> He had a Girlfriend
> named Nancy. Both of them were true
> lovers. They always hung on the
> phone.
> You could never see him without his
> cellphone. In fact He also
> changed his phone from Globe to Smart,
> so both of them can be on the
> same network, and save on the cost and
> get good network coverage.
> he spent half of the
> day talking with Nancy. Jerson's family
> knew about their relationship.
> Nancy was very close with Jerson's
> family. (Just imagine their love).
> Before he passed away he always told
> his friends "If I pass away
> please bury me with my hand phone" he
> also said the same thing to his
> parents.>
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> After his death, people couldn't carry
> his coffin, my friend was there. A lot
> of them tried to do so but still
> couldn't, everybody including my friend, had
> tried to carry the coffin, the result
> is still the same. Eventually,
> they called a Feng Shui Master. He took
> a stick and started speaking
> to himself slowly.
> After a few minutes, he said "this boy
> misses something here". Then
> his friends told the Master about his
> intentions to bury his with his
> phone.
> He then opened the coffin and places
> his phone and SIM card inside the
> casket. After that they tried to carry
> the coffin.
> It could be moved and
> they carried it into the van easily.
> All of us were shocked. Jerson's
> parents did not inform Nancy that
> Jerson had passed away. After 2
> weeks Nancy called Jerson's mom.
> Nancy:"I'm coming home today. Cook
> something nice for me.
> Dont tell Jerson that I'm coming home
> today, I wanna surprise him."
> His mother replied..... "You come home
> first, I wanna tell you
> something very important." after she
> came, they told him the truth
> about Jerson.
> Nancy thought that they were playing a
> fool. she was laughing and said
> "don't try to fool me - tell jerson to
> come out, i have a gift for
> him Please stop this nonsense". Then
> they showed her his grave. She
> said...
> "It's not true. We spoke yesterday.He
> still calls me.
> Nancy was shaking. Suddenly, her phone
> rang. "See this is from Jerson,
> see this..." she showed the phone to
> Jerson family. All of them told
> her to answer. She talked using the
> loudspeaker mode. All of them heard
> his conversation. Loud and clear, no
> cross lines, no humming. It was
> the actual voice of Jerson & there was
> no way others could use his
> SIM card since it was nailed inside the
> coffin. They were so shocked
> and asked for the Feng Shui Master's
> help again. The Master brought
> his co-masters to solve this matter. He
> & his co-masters worked for 5
> hours. Then they discovered one thing...
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> Smart has the best coverage. Wherever
> you go, their network follows
> (hehehehehehehe)!!!
>
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PUTIK! IT NEARLY SEND ME THE CHILLS!!!! laffman:: laffman::
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langya..tumayo na balahibo ko tapos ung ending un lang...... laffman:: laffman:: laffman::
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another marketing strategy of SMART.
simply stupid.
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bros,
thats a good one but try nyo ito kung makasagap ka ng signal...put your cell phone inside a large potato chip bag...tipong "enemy of the state" ni will smith ang dating...then try contacting your phone...try nyo lang...update me naman sa result... 8)
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aus to ah.... laffman::
bros,
thats a good one but try nyo ito kung makasagap ka ng signal...put your cell phone inside a large potato chip bag...tipong "enemy of the state" ni will smith ang dating...then try contacting your phone...try nyo lang...update me naman sa result... 8)
kaw n lng bro magtry tpos update mo kami sa result ^^
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Lang hiya tumatayo ang balahibo sa nape ko pre. Pababasa ko to sa asawa ko mamaya.
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tumayu ang balahibo ko dun ahh... sheyt.. akala ko seryoso.. sa totoo lng smart sux.
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THIS IS A BIG BS!!!! WHATEVER YOU MF!
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THIS IS A BIG BS!!!! WHATEVER YOU MF!
easy lang 'tol....... nkakatawa nga eh........ enjoy ka na lang...... bnana bnana bnana bnana
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laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: kala ko totoo talaga katakot baya dito sa office dami pa naman phone dito... gun:: gun:: gun:: b*; b*; b*;
pero smart ang gamit ko kaya panalo na tayo laffman::
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....natakot ako sa story ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......hehehehehehe
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langiya... takot ako dun ah... nice one bro hehehehe laffman::
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Anak ng... kla chain mail n nmn. laffman::
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whew muntik n akong atakehin s puso nun ah laffman::
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Pero yung part tungkol sa hindi mabuhat yung coffin dahil may bilin siyang hindi nasunod is true..
marami na nka experience niyan!
hehe.. balik tayo sa story antayin niyong maubusan ng load yung patay, tingnan natin kung mkatawag pa yan! hehe..
smart din ako! nyahaha!
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is it true? yes it is, Smart really has the best coverage..
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aq nga khit nka off cp q nkakarcve prin aq ng calls! ;D
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totoo ba yan laffman:: kaya pala binansagang SMART truly amazing kasi kahit patay na pwede pang makatawag gun::
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may loading station ba sa heaven? laffman::