Espiya
Espiya Lobby => Humor => : greenjoseph March 01, 2007, 01:52:51 AM
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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present
for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought...Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will
remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say
a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,
and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least
someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what
do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we
?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if
you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens
of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday!"
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
NAKED
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BUSTED!!! laffman:: laffman:: laffman::
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ano kaya palusot nung guy? laffman::
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ayos natawa talaga ako dito..
talagang tong si pareng green...!
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Horny man gets caught!
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BUSTED!!!
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HULI KA BALBON !!! bnana
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b*; lol nabitin sya! b*; laffman::
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what do you have in mind my dear brother? bnana
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yari ka!!!! lagot ka ky kumander!!!
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hahhhaahhaha! funny!
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bwahahahhahaha.... yarriiiii ka!!! laffman::
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baka naiinitin lang sya kaya sya ang hubad hahaha pokepoint:: laffman::
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katay ang manoy!!!!!
laffman::
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Sabi cguro nung wife nya. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING...?
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aahahahah... tpus tatanung nga mga anak nya.. why is dady naked? laffman:: haha
;D ;D ;D
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wala akong maisip na alibi. ;D
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Anong unang tatakpan mo?
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may kasabihan nga na MATALINO MAN ANG MATSING BUKING PA RIN!hehehe! laffman::
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hehehe bisto pre... sana nag di ka nagmadali
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baka naiinitin lang sya kaya sya ang hubad hahaha pokepoint:: laffman::
salamat tol, kaya lang di ka pa yata pwedeng magbigay ng pokepoint, kaya may utang ka pa sa akin laffman::
post ka lang ng post....
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pinalabas yan joke na yan sa Bubble Gang si Ogie yung daddy tapos si Ruffa Mae yung secretary funny talaga yung joke na to laffman::
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pokepoint::
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pokepoint::
thanks dave pero san na pokepoint ko? laffman::
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yari ka!
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nakakahiya talga yun pre
(http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/3/14/f_Copyofbuddhm_4477a7c.jpg)
Protesting against the American-backed military regime and the war destroying their country
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hala! lahat ng kahihiyan nandun na... buti nalang story lang to, wag sana mangyari sa totoong buhay... b*; laffman::
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birthday preesent.. a scissor para putol batotoy! laffman::