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Espiya Lobby => General Topics => : greenjoseph June 15, 2006, 12:53:45 AM

: Which sounds better?
: greenjoseph June 15, 2006, 12:53:45 AM

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. 
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
 

IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). 
AT WORK .you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
 
IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. 
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
 
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. 
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
 
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. 
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
 
IN PRISON you get your own toilet
AT WORK you have to share
 
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friend

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. 
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

 
Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for?      Kill your Manager.. (hehe)

: Re: Which sounds better?
: foreveryoung June 15, 2006, 01:18:02 AM

Thanks sir greenjoseph, nice post..

but if you please let me add some facts attributing to this... how about if you are going to visit some prison cells, say here in our beloved philippines, im sure you will promise to urself that life outside is better than inside. if it is some kind of hell outside, it is more than twice the hell inside.

Again and indeed nice post.

: Re: Which sounds better?
: Knivez117 June 15, 2006, 05:29:17 AM

hmm, this is a different perspective..

kaso sa kulungan walang beer! wala ding chika babes.. i cant live w/ that, hell no.. hehe

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: シビト June 15, 2006, 06:15:21 AM

ok sana kung sa america ka makukulong eh... d2 sa pilipinas punong-puno ng tao ang kulungan ang pag kain ay mas masahol pa sa kaning baboy...ang amoy ay napaka baho... sa office nakakalabas ka pa dahil may uwian pero sa preso ay wala wan ko ha parang ganito yan.... anu gusto mo ubeng lasang tae o taeng lasang ube ;D

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: Seek N Strike June 19, 2006, 12:54:09 AM

heheheh napaka weird na point of view.. agree ako kay preng knivez. ayoko makulong, masgusto ko pang magwork khit mahirap atleast im gaining some skills and knowledge.. and after all i will die with proud..  ;D ;D ;D

good post sir greenjoseph!!!

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: s3xy_LadY June 20, 2006, 11:30:46 PM

mas gusto ko pa ang buhay sa labas ng kulungan.. kumakain ka nga ng libre pero hindi mo naman gusto.. kahit magbayad ka ng food na kakainin mo,at least may choice ka kung ano gusto mo.. at isa pa,walang PC don para maka-pag log-in sa espiya.. di ba? hehehe..  ;D .. kaya,magpakaba-it tayong lahat!! nice post bro. peace! \m/  8)

: Re: Which sounds better?
: greenjoseph June 21, 2006, 12:35:47 AM

i like all your replies, thanks to all and welcome na din hehehehe.

: Re: Which sounds better?
: sweetbayag2 February 03, 2007, 12:39:31 PM

prison? ;D

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: Gat J.P. Rizal February 03, 2007, 05:13:27 PM

kung ikaw ay lulong sa bawal na gamot, maganda sa Prison dahil dito sa pinas lahat ng bawal na gamot na mabibili mo sa labas ay nasa kulungan din at hindi kapa takot na mahuli. hehehhee

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: fieldspaniel15 February 05, 2007, 01:38:55 AM

i rather be at work dan in prison coz one example wud be our former president estrada. Even he has the money, do u think he's happy being in the cage? pardon the pun!

: Re: Which sounds better?
: el cabronâ„¢ April 07, 2007, 06:28:47 AM

paano qng nsa mexico ka bossing green?
ika nga ni martin lawrence sa BLUESTREAK na "nobody wants to go to jail in mexico. they will make a piñata out of your a**."
hehehe!  laffman::

: Re: Which sounds better?
: greenjoseph April 07, 2007, 09:49:19 AM

: el cabronâ„¢  April 07, 2007, 06:28:47 AM

paano qng nsa mexico ka bossing green?
ika nga ni martin lawrence sa BLUESTREAK na "nobody wants to go to jail in mexico. they will make a piñata out of your a**."
hehehe!  laffman::

in reality naman el cabron, mas gugustuhin ko pa rin nasa labas kesa nasa loob ng kulungan  :D

though meron din talagang advantages din minsan, maybe sa ibang prison cell wag lang sa mexico. laffman::

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: Master Dave April 07, 2007, 11:20:05 AM

kung makukulong ako, gusto ko sa Fox River State Penitentiary.. astig! Prison Break!! hehe...  laffman::

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: -=Kurabo=- April 10, 2007, 03:01:15 AM

sus kung prison s pinas never mind n lng.. work n lng ako

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: KuRaTsAMaYoR April 11, 2007, 06:52:02 PM

: foreveryoung  June 15, 2006, 01:18:02 AM

Thanks sir greenjoseph, nice post..

but if you please let me add some facts attributing to this... how about if you are going to visit some prison cells, say here in our beloved philippines, im sure you will promise to urself that life outside is better than inside. if it is some kind of hell outside, it is more than twice the hell inside.

Again and indeed nice post.

yah totoo un, kagaya nung nangyari sa samar, ung mga inmate dun namatay sa gutom, nakakalungkot ang pangyayari dun...