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The Hormone Guide
« on: July 03, 2009, 11:43:24 pm »
To all  men who need a  warning. ;D

Mula sa mailbox.
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The  Hormone Guide


Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

Men should memorize this !




Men should also etch in their hearts how Women define PMS:


13  Things PMS Stands For:

1.  Pass My Shotgun

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift

3.  Perpetual Munching  Spree

4.  Puffy Mid-Section

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me with Sweets

7.  Pardon My Sobbing

8.  Pimples May Surface

9.  Pass My Sweat pants

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.  Plainly, Men Suck

12.  Pack My Stuff

13.  Potential Murder Suspect !!!