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Author Topic: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^  (Read 2758 times)

FerminaDaza

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Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« on: February 27, 2013, 05:30:55 am »





If you thought the most evil thing going on on Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover was the fact that she almost froze to death for it, think again. As anyone with an open mind can see, it is evidence of an illuminati conspiracy theory that goes straight to the top.




[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpWW-r45tw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]


In a video one observant man posted to Youtube, he notes that the numbers on the cover can be manipulated to form “666″ in just a few steps. Plus, after a few hours of scientific staring, he realized her boobs (or “twins,” as it were) are meant to symbolize the twin towers. From there, one need only notice to word “bomb” on the cover to see that 9/11 was an inside job. “They’re not even hiding it anymore, people, wake up!!!”

Because it’s possible to draw triangles on the image, it’s also clear the the White House, the Bank of London, and the Vatican are in cahoots with the Illuminati (symbolized her Kate’s belly button) in a cruel conspiracy to keep Kate Upton from dating you, because she is dating Barack Obama. Makes sense to me.

In reality, the video was made by a group called Cassius Clay Comedy, and is a perfect satire of the wild extrapolations conspiracy theorists will make to arrive at their desired conclusions. Or maybe it was just too earth-shattering a revelation to be in a sincere Youtube video, and that’s why it’s being presented in a comedic light. Who knows? Wake up, people!





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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 05:49:23 am »
 smoking:: i think we found the 40 year old virgin
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 05:55:57 am »
thats what you saw???
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 06:07:07 am »
heheheh all i can see is the major cleavage and boobage... nothing more...  toast:: toast::
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 08:08:11 am »
sinu sino kaya bumasa nung mga nakasulat? hehehe  :applause laffman:: toast::
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 09:56:25 am »
Seyoso yung nagsasalita sa video? Paranoid tawag dyan...

oh baka naman pagpaaptawa talaga ang balak nya..
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 10:42:43 am »
 Gawa gawa lang yan para may mapag usapan nung ng interview... :P

 di ko na nabasa. Na destruct ako sa (.)(.) hhehehe
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 11:41:47 am »
Wake up wake up wake up. Stop dreaming. Dont over think the unthink-able. :)
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2013, 01:34:02 pm »
 laffman:: even the narrator feels like going to burst out laughing. Nice Post
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Re: Boobs are evidence of a high level illuminati conspiracy ^_^
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 02:41:31 pm »
I always knew that Kate Upton was a creation of the Illuminati. They probably have an entire laboratory filled with Kates and Mirandas and Jahziels and Jems and any other kind of woman that a man (or another woman, come to that) might desire.

 ;D  laffman::  ::lmao

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