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o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« on: August 07, 2014, 03:03:49 am »
SM __________________!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNANAKAW DAW AKO ??? WOW HA?
Grabe! Sobrang epic ng araw na to sakin! Chef!!! Nakakagigil na
nakakaiyak!!
Bumili kasi ako ng pabango last week sa bench. Then kanina nag punta ako sa mall at pumunta ulit ako sa bench para mag tingin tingin then nakita ko may bago silang scent. So inamoy ko yung tester nila then nilabas ko yung binili kong perfume last week at pinag compare ko. Pareho sila ng amoy. So nilagay ko na sa bag ko yun perfume na binili ko last week then lumabas na ako ng store tapos... may narinig ako na sumigaw sabi "SER" so hindi ko pinansin dedma lang ako. Then narinig ko ulit may sumigaw "SER!" Tapos sabi nung girl sa tapat ng store "At kayo po yata yung tinatawag ng guard" edi lumingon ako. Confident pa akong lumapit sa guard then sabi ng guard sakin
GUARD: ser kanina pa kita tinatawag bakit hindi ka lumilingon? (Inis yun tono ng guard)
AKO: Sorry po hindi ko alam na ako pala yun.
GUARD: Pa check nalang po yung bag nyo.
AKO: (napaisip) Ha, bakit po!?
GUARD: May naka kita po kasi sa inyo na nag bag kayo ng pabango.
AKO: Hala wala po akong kinuha edi sana tumunog na yung alarm nyo!
GUARD: Pacheck nalang po yung bag.
Edi binigay ko yung bag ko. Inabot ko yung bag ko kasi ayoko talaga ng pinag bibintangan at alam ko sa sarili ko wala akong kinuha.
GUARD: eh ano to!?
AKO: Binili ko pa yan last week.
GUARD: Naku! May resibo po ba kayo?
AKO: Hala grabe naman kayo syempre naitapon ko na yun!
GUARD: Sa office nalang kayo mag paliwanag.
AKO: Ay di ko nga po kinuha yan binili ko yan last week tsaka may lakad pa ako.
(pinag titinginan kami ng mga tao)
GUARD: Sumama nalang po kayo ng maayos para wala ng gulo.
(Sumama ako ng maayos at pag dating namin sa office...)
BOY: Ser bakit nyo po kinuha yung pabango?
AKO: Wala po akong kinukuha!
BOY: May naka kita po kasi sa inyo na binag nyo yung pabango.
AKO: Hala! Pinag compare ko lang po yung binili ko pa last week.
BOY: Umamin ka na ng wala ng gulo.
AKO: Wala naman po akong aaminin dahil wala naman akong kasalanan
(Hanggang sa napaiyak na ako!)
BOY: Hindi nyo kami madadaan sa iyak nyo. Ganito nalang ho. Isuot nyo yan
(Ang nakalagay; SHOPLIFTER AKO HWAG TULARAN)
At mag lakad ka sa buong mall.
AKO: (mas lalo akong napaiyak) Grabe naman po kayo hindi nyo pa nga pinapakita sakin yung cctv!
BOY: Hindi na need kasi nakita naman na namin. Kaladkarin nyo na yan samahan nyong umikot (sabi nya sa guard)
Nanginig ako sa takot at hinang hina sa lambot. So lumakad na kami at naka lagay sa kalatura na naka sabit sa leeg ko SHOPLIFTER AKO HWAG TULARAN! Pinag bubulungan ako ng mga tao at nanginginig buong katawan ko sa hiya. So bumalik na kami sa office. Parang hinigop lakas ko sa hiya namumutla mukha ko at hinang hina. Napansin ng officer na namumutla ako kaya binigyan ako ng tubig. Pag abot ko ng tubig nadulas sa kamay ko dahil hinang hina nga ako at nandilim paningin ko. Pag dilat ng mata ko panaginip lang pala haha! Buti nalang.

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 03:56:06 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation. 

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 03:58:14 am »
masakit sa mata, copy paste much?
« Last Edit: August 07, 2014, 04:21:02 am by bodieph »

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 04:14:37 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

 ??? basahin mo muna ng buo sir..

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2014, 05:10:32 am »
ayos to... kapanipaniwala magkwento

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 06:13:15 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

Kalma lang tol

Pag abot ko ng tubig nadulas sa kamay ko dahil hinang hina nga ako at nandilim paningin ko. Pag dilat ng mata ko panaginip lang pala haha! Buti nalang.

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 07:54:26 am »
puso niyo! haha!

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 09:17:27 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

hahahaa dito ako natawa tol  ::laffman

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2014, 09:30:47 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

Panalo sa comment... Humor Section po itong napasok nyo Sir.  ::laffman
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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2014, 09:58:04 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

hala ka ts may naloko ka. ::lmao

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2014, 11:06:16 am »
Hahaha iignore na lang yan! Ano post niyo na ba? Hehe

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 11:14:19 am »
Should I say.. Reading is a Virtue!


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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 03:26:36 pm »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

easy lang boss wag masyado seryoso  laffman::

lagot ka TS may nagalit sayo  laffman::

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 10:00:08 pm »
haahaha yaan niyo siya. security manager si kuya eh lol

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2014, 11:35:48 pm »
mas nakakatawa yung reply ng isa eh  laffman::
as a security branch manager  ::laffman siguro naman dapat basahin muna ng kumpleto ang report bago mag imbestiga diba sabi sa training  ::pampam

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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2014, 12:46:39 am »
last time i checked nasa humor thread tayo...

TS na high blood tuloy sayo ang isang ka espiya..


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thread WAS not posted on humor section originally. the first two replies were made when the thread was still in the original section. it has since been moved
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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2014, 03:36:39 am »
hahahaha shinare ko nga dito para mambiktima tayo ng iba. tapos napaka linaw naman sa subject yung pakay.

yun pala eh si security branch manager pa ang naloko hahaha  ::laffman ::laffman

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2014, 07:39:41 am »
ha ahaha aha hahahahaahhahah

may naloko si TS

security branch manager nadala sa emosyon di nabasa ang full report

as a security branch manager dapat detailed oriented, based on facts  ang pagbabasa hindi agad bumabanat

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2014, 05:34:29 pm »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

Good job sayo TS kahit luma na yung post mo me nabiktima ka pa rin! At dahil dyan ipi-finger kita. Hehe

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Re: o mga tol manloko din kayo. effective to
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2014, 01:03:51 am »
Isang malaking kagaguhan itong article mo TS... I worked as a security branch manager in SM before I went here abroad. Their apprehension protocol is the best in the industry and doesn't worked as you claim, pinaglakad ka ng may karatula na nakasabit sayo shoplifter wag tularan? BIG BULLSH*T, If that really happened then you should be a millionaire now from the lawsuit you can file against defamation.

panaginip nga daw lalim mo boy

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« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2014, 01:35:38 am »
 ::lmao di na tuloy nag comment back , pinuna kasi natin dapat pala pinabayaan nalang natin