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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #75 on: August 16, 2013, 07:32:45 am »
I take out 500mL of home-made, hand-shook, iced cappucino
and put a diamond ring
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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #76 on: August 16, 2013, 10:35:36 am »
I take out the diamond ring (and placed it in my pocket) hahahaha


And put in one dozen white roses
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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #77 on: August 16, 2013, 12:12:00 pm »
I take out one dozen white roses
And put in a CAT Hydraulic Excavator inside a steel crate.




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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #78 on: August 16, 2013, 02:27:32 pm »
I take out one dozen white roses
And put in a CAT Hydraulic Excavator inside a steel crate.

I'll take that CAT Hydraulic Excavator inside a steel crate,OUT...
and put in my magical penis with chocolate topings..  ::uhaw

explain magical? PM me..  :applause

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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2013, 05:35:48 am »
I take out magical penis with chocolate topings. (give it to my cat)
and I put in my cat
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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2013, 06:00:12 am »
I put out your cat (ibebenta ko)
I put Angel Locsin with me inside, while lotsku is outside(maglaway ka dre)

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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2013, 06:07:18 am »
I put out your cat (ibebenta ko)
I put Angel Locsin with me inside, while lotsku is outside(maglaway ka dre)

I take out Angel Locsin with JDC, (agad agad ahaha)
I put in 10 million dollars inside
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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2013, 06:12:37 am »
 smoking:: Badtrip naman toh si sis schan. yung cat mo nga hinayaan ko lang sa loob since August 19, tapos ikaw 7mins palang kami ni angel locsin sa loob inalabas mo na,,,,hmmmpp.

pero its 100 million dollars sis..hummm.. :o :o :o

I put out 100 million dollars.
And bring it in side with me..ALONE!!

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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2013, 06:18:46 am »
smoking:: Badtrip naman toh si sis schan. yung cat mo nga hinayaan ko lang sa loob since August 19, tapos ikaw 7mins palang kami ni angel locsin sa loob inalabas mo na,,,,hmmmpp.

pero its 100 million dollars sis..hummm.. :o :o :o

I put out 100 million dollars.
And bring it in side with me..ALONE!!

I take you out
and put in the 10 million dollars back inside  ::lmao
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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2013, 06:31:37 am »
I take you out
and put in the 10 million dollars back inside  ::lmao


"Selfish"so.....selfish

ahhh teka. i'll call a friend..kala mo ha! >:( >:(

I take out 10 million dollars.
and I bring it again inside with miss FD (Sis FD my PM ko sayo, hati tayo)

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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2013, 06:44:44 am »
ngakk pano to,

i take out myself/fd
and put myself again with the avengers with me inside!TOINKS

see,jdc, don't call your neurotic frend again  laffman::



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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2013, 06:48:10 am »
ngakk pano to,

i take out myself/fd
and put myself again with the avengers with me inside!TOINKS

see,jdc, don't call your neurotic frend again  laffman::


nyahaha sissy

i take you out with avengers
and put myself inside with orlando bloom
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Re: The Broken Vending Machine
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2013, 07:04:15 am »
ngakk pano to,

i take out myself/fd
and put myself again with the avengers with me inside!TOINKS

see,jdc, don't call your neurotic frend again  laffman::


sabi ko sis hati tayo sa $100 million,,si sis schan kasi..

nyahaha sissy

i take you out with avengers
and put myself inside with orlando bloom

hmmpp I think $100M was still inside and your spending it with orlando bloom.

But before that sis take a look of this one...Surprise!! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070213185319AAaXlL6

Iwww..He's a Super Hot Gay. So dyan na muna kayo...