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Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« on: December 06, 2011, 07:18:21 am »





Fast forward to 3:15 and you will see Shaq receive a piggyback ride from “Hoops,” his Lilliputian girlfriend. That is seriously impressive. And she is wearing heels. The only good thing you missed before the piggy is Shaq referencing how large his “anaconda” is. I mean, we figured as much. Oh, and just in case you failed to notice, the name of his forthcoming book is Shaq: Uncut. Fun with double entendres! Imagine all that action packed into one “Jimmy Kimmel Live” segment.


#kyutt talaga ni shaq !  :applause toast:: *root beer*


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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2011, 07:47:21 am »
nga naman sa laki ng taong ito for sure may kasamang Anaconda yan. Naku Biyak sa kalahati yung mga regular Pinay stature diyan hehehe
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 07:53:19 am »
I am sorry I have to post twice that was really hilarious. She carried Shaq in her Hills too grabe!!
I just can't imagine her taking baby Shaq inside her
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2011, 08:16:59 am »
@ Ibb,oh well,she's that S-T-R-O-N-G  and EXPANDABLE TOINKS!  ;D
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2011, 09:38:09 am »
hindi ko uurungan anakonda ni shaq
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2011, 03:37:27 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 09:38:09 am
hindi ko uurungan anakonda ni shaq


eeehhheeemmmm....
 :applause :applause :applause
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2011, 03:57:55 pm »
Parang Wladimir Klitschko-Hayden Panettiere

Tiyak sabog!  :D
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2011, 04:13:02 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 09:38:09 am
hindi ko uurungan anakonda ni shaq

ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha i think di mo nakuha kung sino/ano yung ANACONDA ni SHAQ wahahahahaha laffman:: ::lmao
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2011, 04:21:35 pm »
Quote from: MasterChief63 on December 06, 2011, 04:13:02 pm
ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha i think di mo nakuha kung sino/ano yung ANACONDA ni SHAQ wahahahahaha laffman:: ::lmao

kahit totoo ang the legend pag dating sa lahi ng anakonda nila, hindi ko parin uurungan yan. totoo to pre. digmaan kung digmaan
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2011, 04:41:24 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 09:38:09 am
hindi ko uurungan anakonda ni shaq

Sa sobrang gusto mo makaranas, kahit anaconda ni shock gusto mong maranasan para makaranas lang.
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2011, 04:43:02 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 04:21:35 pm
kahit totoo ang the legend pag dating sa lahi ng anakonda nila, hindi ko parin uurungan yan. totoo to pre. digmaan kung digmaan


kadiri mo ser.. :o :o :o
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2011, 04:46:27 pm »
Quote from: ianlou on December 06, 2011, 04:43:02 pm

kadiri mo ser.. :o :o :o

sige pagtulungan niyo ako. hindi lang pala anakonda ni shaq lalabanan ko, inyo rin.
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2011, 04:51:34 pm »
Pa-OT:

Sino yung batang iyakin na member natin noon?  ;D
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2011, 05:11:50 pm »
@whayanwamos

 ::inposition target in range...  ::wagbastos

Ang kulit mo rin ano? marunong ka ba umintindi? alam mo ba ibig sabihn ng common sense?

Ano ka ba talaga? Lalake? Babae? or binabae? sagot!  >:(

kung ayaw mo ng gulo eh bakit parang nanggugulo ka ng nang may topic?
aba eh sumagot ka ng ayos nang naayon sa topic, hindi yung kung
ano ano sinasabi mo, "think before you Click!"

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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2011, 05:18:23 pm »
Quote from: Breath on December 06, 2011, 05:11:50 pm
@whayanwamos

 ::inposition target in range...  ::wagbastos

Ang kulit mo rin ano? marunong ka ba umintindi? alam mo ba ibig sabihn ng common sense?

Ano ka ba talaga? Lalake? Babae? or binabae? sagot!  >:(

kung ayaw mo ng gulo eh bakit parang nanggugulo ka ng nang may topic?
aba eh sumagot ka ng ayos nang naayon sa topic, hindi yung kung
ano ano sinasabi mo, "think before you Click!"

"Pasensya na mga MOD's and Staff ng Espiya pero talagang grapal sumagot itong isa dito eh."

maayos naman sagot ko ah. pag si marteniko, ayos lang?

sige ipamukha niyo sa akin pagkatanga ko. i facial ba
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2011, 05:20:16 pm »
Palagay ko ang totoong pangalan niyan ah

rhayan ramos (parang berdugo ang panglan)

or

ryan ramos

search niyo na sa FB at ng makita ang mukha ni "gustong makaranas"
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2011, 05:24:53 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 04:21:35 pm
kahit totoo ang the legend pag dating sa lahi ng anakonda nila, hindi ko parin uurungan yan. totoo to pre. digmaan kung digmaan

patay! ano ba talaga iho? . . .

aba sa ginagawa mo, makakaranas ka nga. . . .

ng pang-aalipusta. ;D
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2011, 05:25:34 pm »
Quote from: corrupted_one on December 06, 2011, 05:20:16 pm
Palagay ko ang totoong pangalan niyan ah

rhayan ramos (parang berdugo ang panglan)

or

ryan ramos

search niyo na sa FB at ng makita ang mukha ni "gustong makaranas"

sa tingin ko ginagaya lang nya yung username ni rhian ramos sa twitter, ito yung kay rhian (whianwamos)
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2011, 05:28:05 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 05:18:23 pm
maayos naman sagot ko ah. pag si marteniko, ayos lang?

sige ipamukha niyo sa akin pagkatanga ko. i facial ba

@whayanwamos

Wala akong ipinapamukha sayo at lalong wala akong sinasabing tanga ka which is ikaw ang nagsabi, ang gusto lang namin eh sumagot ka ng ayos nang na aayon sa Topic dito, sinasabi ko lang kung ano ang dapat mong gawin, hindi yung nanggagrapal ka pa at parang ang lakas pa ng loob mo eh ikaw na nga itong masyadong off topic na.

At bakit ba si Marteniko na naman ang sinasabi mo dyan? eh wala naman sa pinaguusapan natin si Marteniko bakit mo dinadamay sa usapan natin ha!?

Sige ka ikaw din, ako eh na-nanaway lang, ito na lang masasabi ko, bahala na Moderator sayo.  ;D  ::inposition
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2011, 05:32:00 pm »
Quote from: Breath on December 06, 2011, 05:28:05 pm
Wala akong ipinapamukha sayo at lalong wala akong sinasabing tanga ka ang gusto lang namin eh sumagot ka
ng ayos ng na aayon sa Topic dito, sinasabi ko lang kung ano ang dapat mong gawin, hindi yung nanggagrapal
ka pa at parang ang lakas pa ng loob mo eh ikaw na nga itong masyadong off topic na.

Sige ka ikaw din, ako eh na-nanaway lang, ito na lang masasabi ko, bahala na Moderator sayo.  ;D  ::inposition

anong garapal? masama yata gising mo pre. pinanood ko yung video at natawa ako kaya nag post ako ng nakakatawa. anong mali dun? ikaw ba, napanood mo ba yung video? ang basa mo kasi sa post ko parang binabastos ko yung thread na tragic o nagpapatawa ako sa seryosong thread tulad ng ampatuan. nagpapatawa ako sa nakakatawang thread at subject ko ang posted video. anong mali dun? ikaw ang lumugar.

yan facial ka sa akin.
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2011, 05:34:07 pm »
Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 05:32:00 pm
anong garapal? masama yata gising mo pre. pinanood ko yung video at natawa ako kaya nag post ako ng nakakatawa. anong mali dun? ikaw ba, napanood mo ba yung video? ang basa mo kasi sa post ko parang binabastos ko yung thread na tragic o nagpapatawa ako sa seryosong thread tulad ng ampatuan. nagpapatawa ako sa nakakatawang thread at subject ko ang posted video. anong mali dun? ikaw ang lumugar.

yan facial ka sa akin.

-parang mali yata ang pagpapatawa mo sa nakakatawang thread gaya ng sabi mo dahil wala po yata tayo sa humor?

@Breath, want a beer to cool down?   toast::
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2011, 05:34:40 pm »
ladladran na  laffman::
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2011, 05:41:18 pm »
Quote from: Uyi Castah on December 06, 2011, 05:34:07 pm
-parang mali yata ang pagpapatawa mo sa nakakatawang thread gaya ng sabi mo dahil wala po yata tayo sa humor?

@Breath, want a beer to cool down?   toast::

Cool lang ako  toast:: Cool na Cool  laffman::

Quote from: whayanwamos on December 06, 2011, 05:32:00 pm
anong garapal? masama yata gising mo pre. pinanood ko yung video at natawa ako kaya nag post ako ng nakakatawa. anong mali dun? ikaw ba, napanood mo ba yung video? ang basa mo kasi sa post ko parang binabastos ko yung thread na tragic o nagpapatawa ako sa seryosong thread tulad ng ampatuan. nagpapatawa ako sa nakakatawang thread at subject ko ang posted video. anong mali dun? ikaw ang lumugar.

yan facial ka sa akin.

Edi naging seryoso ka din, Alam mo ba yung Off Topic? Dapat nag lalagay ka ng ganitong sign OT sa post mo kung nagpapatawa ka? ang kaso eh we don't get the humor ang lumalabas eh parang nang-gugulo ka ang masaklap pa nga eh you are making a flame bait to other members...

Oo nga pala wala akong sinabi na nambastos ka, ikaw may sabi niyan! at isa pa iba ang ibig sabihin ng pambabastos sa Garapal kuha mo?

aba eh kung hindi mo padin makuha ang ipinapahatid ko sayo, IMBA ka!
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2011, 05:45:00 pm »
Quote from: Uyi Castah on December 06, 2011, 05:34:07 pm
-parang mali yata ang pagpapatawa mo sa nakakatawang thread gaya ng sabi mo dahil wala po yata tayo sa humor?

@Breath, want a beer to cool down?   toast::

pinanood mo ba yun video? at hindi ka natawa? kasalanan mo na yun kung hindi mo na gets.panoorin nyo kasi muna yung video ma-sense niyo yung mood ng thread at hindi yung magbabasa lang kayo ng post at assume niyo na seryoso. anong akala niyo namatay yung GF ni shaq at sobrang seryoso kayo?

dictionary search mo: CONTEXT

syempre malamang lahat ng reply dito IN CONTEXT sa thread topic
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Re: Shaq Brags about his Pen*s,Gets a Piggyback from his Lilliputian GF :D
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2011, 05:47:29 pm »
Quote from: Breath on December 06, 2011, 05:41:18 pm
Cool lang ako  toast:: Cool na Cool  laffman::

Edi naging seryoso ka din, Alam mo ba yung Off Topic? Dapat nag lalagay ka ng ganitong sign OT sa post mo kung nagpapatawa ka? ang kaso eh we don't get the humor ang lumalabas eh parang nang-gugulo ka ang masaklap pa nga eh you are making a flame bait to other members...

Oo nga pala wala akong sinabi na nambastos ka, ikaw may sabi niyan! at isa pa iba ang ibig sabihin ng pambabastos sa Garapal kuha mo?

aba eh kung hindi mo padin makuha ang ipinapahatid ko sayo, IMBA ka!

tanga ka rin e no. marunong ka ba magbasa? hindi ka ba pinapasampa ng girlfriend mo? basahin mo nga yung unang post ko at sabihin mo na offtopic yun.

ang subject ng unang post ko ay ang anaconda si shaq
ang thread topic post ay ang pag describe ni shaq sa anaconda niya
anong off topic dun? jusko lumalabas pagkapagong mo
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