bicycle pizza cutter (http://www.toxel.com/tech/2014/02/23/bicycle-pizza-cutter/?utm_content=bufferf9bb4&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer)might prevent you from being bored and have sex with a pizza and burned your p*nis (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/25/man-burned-sex-dominos-pizza_n_4855071.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news) :D
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