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FerminaDaza

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51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« on: November 11, 2011, 08:08:06 am »



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5_fpoHZEjI&feature=player_embedded

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bryanb5/christian-phrases-for-vagina-1a2s

Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy “skin wand scarf” and “moist camel hump.” Nothing degrading about those terms. Not at all. Thanks, God! :)

Here are those phrases ...


1. Puff Pillow
2. Sin Cave
3. Eve's Tunnel
4. Satan's Door Bell (clitoral muscle)
5. Reverse Blowhole
6. Skin Wand Scarf
7. Egg Crate
8. Bullet Wound
9. Sin Flower
10. Moist Camel Hump
11. HarpyNest
12. Canker Blossom
13. Silk Barnacle
14. Flap Dragon
15. Clapper Craw
16. Birth Cannon
17. Flesh wrap
18. DNA Catcher
19. Frothy Creek
20. Satan's Trap
21. Sin Muscle
22. Folded Flesh Leaf
23. Harpoon Target
24. Slurpin Salmon
25. Devil's Fun Slide
26. Ovary Hallway
27. Whispering Eye
28. Secret Fish Forest
29. Cat in the Hat  ;)
30. Sin Sliver
31. Devil's Sponge
32. Baby Portal
33. Warm Potato
34. Snake Trap
35. Blood Sewer
36. Twaddle Dandy
37. Magic Crepe
38. Satan's Rose Buds
39. Crack-Dish
40. Neighbour of Anus  :P
41. Pink Jello Box
42. Front Business
43. Man's Gift
44. Wizard Sleeve
45. Liquid Slip
46. Fleshy Fault Line
47. Pink Velveeta Shell
48. The Pubic Pub
49. Baby Door
50. Fish Cave
51. ?  ???  sleepy na nga ako  ::)



 sayasaya::

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flashnymph72

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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 11:06:57 am »
kewl! tnx  ;D


PS. if its you on the profile pixie, luv it kasi sExY  ::flowers
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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 11:24:00 am »
Eto tawag ko dyan... SWEET JUICY TUNNEL OF LOVE...
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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 11:44:00 am »
I like "Fish Cave". Parang fisherman ka sa loob ng isang mapulang madulas na kweba na may amoy fish sauce. Connive silang lahat. hehe.
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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 12:01:00 pm »
#51 CHAMBER OF SECRETS!!!  toast::  toast::  finger4u  finger4u  finger4u
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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2011, 06:08:41 pm »
for me its Crack Dish..

ask lng po, how about for men?  ::investigate
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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2011, 10:53:27 pm »
52. Hole of endless DOOM... :P
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Re: 51 Vajayjay Nicknames Approve by the Lord ~ jump brother ;)
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 03:38:18 pm »
HAHAHA  laffman::  toast::
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