Topic: Why So Many Women Prefer Chocolate to Sex^^

[FerminaDaza]

Pa - share lang [o di kaya pamparami ng post ] ! toinkss  joke!


@Mods,mas safe na lang po dito ko na post po , Iwas boljak ?  but still up to you to move this if it's not


on the right board-thanks po!  and  paki locked / delete if posted.


Baket nga ba...?  kind of Funny but there's a few Logical Reasons naman   


                       Ten secret reasons women prefer chocolate to sex :

                         

                            1. Chocolate satisfies you even when it goes soft.
         
                         
                            2. You can safely have chocolate while you’re driving.
         
                         
                            3. You can have chocolate anywhere (even in front of your mother).
         
                         
                            4. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
         
                         
                            5. With chocolate there’s no need to fake enjoyment.

                         
                            6. The word “commitment” doesn’t frighten chocolate.

                         
                            7. You can have chocolate on your desk and not upset your boss.
                         
                         
                            8. Having chocolate doesn’t mean keeping the neighbors awake.
                         
                         
                            9. Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake snoring after you’ve had it.

                         
                            10. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter.


FYI:

For men, chocolate is just another food and not an addiction as it can be for so many women.

Women with low serotonin levels are the most addicted chocoholics because

phenylethy-lamine (PEA)—a feel-good chemical contained in chocolate—improves their

feeling of well-being. Women eat more chocolate during their periods than at most other

times, and chocolate is the number one choice for recovering heroin addicts. Chocolate’s

ingredients also attach to the cannabinoid receptors in the female brain, meaning that

when a woman eats it, she feels the combination of both falling in love and being high on [marijuana].



so ladies,if wala po kyung ka-Valentino ,you might as well get High muna on Chocolates !   



@ spy men,feel free to comment but any super violent reaction will be considered / labelled as a

  bruised ego    Peace Out!

[jorats]

i could careless po about chocolate, it's just good to know that you're back and well. Sa sobrang tuwa ko napa-post tuloy ako.It' really good to see you back Ms. FerminaDaza!

[Pierro7]

so pwede ko na rin ba sabihing "Chocolates can make any girl glow"
which is orignally, "Flowers can make any girl glow"

wish me luck this coming Valentine Season...
otherwise, i'll go alone to Star City and enjoy the dazzling lights by myself...
thus, Single Awareness Day (SAD)

[Pierro7]

oh yeah!
i have no reason to be SAD...
i still got my mom. and i hope she gets well. siya na lang siguro ka-date ko this Valentine. ^^
mahilig pa naman siya sa fries at chocolate.
thanks for the topic mshappy. you're the best.

Sex and chocolate.... hhmmmm!


Well i love putting chocolate in her p**sy, and she'd always tell that she feels good afterward. 

[2009hondaXr200]

bigyan mo ng chocolate pra mka sex mo sya.

[FerminaDaza]

i could careless po about chocolate, it's just good to know that you're back and well. Sa sobrang tuwa ko napa-post tuloy ako.It' really good to see you back Ms. FerminaDaza!

Allen? well,i will always care if this you  what happen to the other account po? 

and if you are really 'Allen' sana maging active ka po ulit,i can give you chocolates if you want! toinkss

pls come back to posting and continue to perform brain fellatio  - sucking our dreams,our

longings and fantasies and all with your smart replies - come on !  [just hope am talking to the right 'allen'

if not,sorry!]

so pwede ko na rin ba sabihing "Chocolates can make any girl glow"
which is orignally, "Flowers can make any girl glow"

wish me luck this coming Valentine Season...
otherwise, i'll go alone to Star City and enjoy the dazzling lights by myself...
thus, Single Awareness Day (SAD)

yes Luciel,i really wish you all the luck and all the [ limb ] that will cause you have a date! he he 

and what makes any girl glow? nakita ko sa FB ni mshappy ganito : 

"when I am in-love my hormones push blood into my cheeks-making it glow & radiate warmth."- 

so I must say being in love is much better than chocolates pa din though the PEA that's contain

in a chocolates which the cousins of amphetamines to describe, gives a similar kick as high on love 

let me just clear on that I just post the reasons why women prefer chocolate than s3x BUT am not

advocating that women be stuck in to eating chocolates and have a bigger waistline-NO! 

instead i do encourage everyone to experience falling in love it's the most Fun we can have.

Falling in love is both mental & a physical process.The PEA that i keep mentioning,that again is found

in Chocolates,give women a similar physical changes when they fall in love and when they eat chocolate.

[ makes your heart palpitate,your hands sweat & your insides go all funny! ]

So bro Luciel,oks lang din if si mom mo muna ka-valentina mo po,pabor nga po yan, be surrounded by

love ,you will have more love to give with your PLP / potential love partner soon!!

Sex and chocolate.... hhmmmm!


Well i love putting chocolate in her p**sy, and she'd always tell that she feels good afterward. 

whoa!! yum yum, black forest or white forest...?

just remember women needs to be in the mood for s3x.men have to appear more passionate and sensual

if they really want to score better than chocolates can do 

bigyan mo ng chocolate pra mka sex mo sya.

hmm PWEDE! 

For Chocolates and it's PEA chemical content is rumoured that can also make you want

to rip your clothes off at the first available opportunity! Nice!! 




thanks mga brad sa comments po,keep them cumming este coming! 

[Ms. X]

yummy topic!   kakagutom tuloy.. hehehe..

and korek! ok lang sa chocolates kahit na 300lbs ka.. 

hmm.. pwede ba both? chocolates while hmm hmm? hehe! double pleasure!   

[BOOTYLICIOUS]

ako na try ko kumain ng chocolate at  same time kumain ng      

[Pierro7]

yummy topic!   kakagutom tuloy.. hehehe..

and korek! ok lang sa chocolates kahit na 300lbs ka.. 

hmm.. pwede ba both? chocolates while hmm hmm? hehe! double pleasure!   

ako na try ko kumain ng chocolate at  same time kumain ng      

double the pleasure, double the fun. spearmint gum Hershey's Choc'late.

anyway, mshappy, if mom would be fine, I can have the limb to ask my crush for a date. and the rest will be history. may it be sad or a happy one. ^^

[hiddenfiles]

how about if maligo tayo sa chocolate pool.. espiya eb wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[HEIDERN]

ikaw miss fermina ano mas gusto mo sa dalawa?

[FerminaDaza]

ikaw miss fermina ano mas gusto mo sa dalawa?

di pa ba obvious po  duon po ako sa mas ngbi-burn ng calories 

[Mo]

Warning. Huwag maglalagay ng chocolate sa pussy.  It will cause a painful burning infection. 

Igalang sana natin ang mga babae at ang kanilang katawan. Mag-research tayo kung nakakasama ba ang gagawin natin.  Anything with sugar or glucose...kahit pa condom...puwedeng mag-cause ng infection. Very sensitive ang vagina.

Anyway, ako I regularly give my wife Dark or Bittersweet Chocolates.  Favorite niya.  We tried almost every brand and size available, Hershey's Special Dark, Toblerone. The best is Mark & Spencer Dark Chocolate. May wine ito at rarely displayed on the shelves.

Aside from being low fat, Dark or Bittersweet Chocolates are aphrodisiacs...kaya dapat laging may supply sa bahay hehehe


   

Whoa! thanks for the warning Mo, but have not heard her complaining bout anything with regards to her juicy p**sy...
well, guess next time i will lick it all off just to be safe. 

[Ms. X]

Warning. Huwag maglalagay ng chocolate sa pussy.  It will cause a painful burning infection. 

Igalang sana natin ang mga babae at ang kanilang katawan. Mag-research tayo kung nakakasama ba ang gagawin natin.  Anything with sugar or glucose...kahit pa condom...puwedeng mag-cause ng infection. Very sensitive ang vagina.

Anyway, ako I regularly give my wife Dark or Bittersweet Chocolates.  Favorite niya.  We tried almost every brand and size available, Hershey's Special Dark, Toblerone. The best is Mark & Spencer Dark Chocolate. May wine ito at rarely displayed on the shelves.

Aside from being low fat, Dark or Bittersweet Chocolates are aphrodisiacs...kaya dapat laging may supply sa bahay hehehe


   

thanks for the info po. kung sakali mang gagawin namin, hindi na itutuloy.. dahil dito.. hehe.. 

[TakeYouDown]

TAma si NEj sa chocolate tataba kayu sa sex tabas caloories nyo.. eh hilig pa nmn mga girls papayat . kaya alam nyo na spy boys kung anu pipiliin nila ^^

pero ok din yung sabay ^^