ricer ka kung ang kotche mo may....
Stickers:
- mashado malake...
- If they are for a brand name that you do not have on your car....
- If they are a non-car related brand name.....
- If the color or style doesn't match your cars color and style....
- Pretty much all Vinyls (Flames, Dragons, Guys pointing at something, etc.)...your car' s not a jeep dude...
Body Kits
- If they are too large!
- Mashadong exag!
- If you have not painted it to match your car....
- If you have not gotten it to fit right, ibig sabihin walang gaps.....
Wheels
- If you put on a widebody kit and and hindi mo pinalitan ang wheels mo, to come out far enough and fill up the kit....
- Spinners. They were cool for about a week....lol!
- Hub caps that are supposed to fool people into thinking they are rims....
Interior
- Aftermarket seats that are heavier than your stock seats are stupid....
- Large gauges, you do not need a 8" tach in your field of view...
- Painting things a different color to make a new color theme.....
Exhaust
- Aftermarket tip only, a tip will not add power and large tips on small displacement cars look stupid....
Lights
- 8 fog lights on your car and you aren't in the WRC.....
- Putting anything over your original lights to make them look like different lights....
- Clear light housings that are not stock....
Paint
- Ugly paint color...(kahit na stock ng manufacturer)
Ram Air Intake
- fake air intakes....
- If it's too large and you don't run at least 10's....
Misc
- Changing the badging on your car to the better models....(meron ban type-R na sentra???)
- Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque....and its a no-no...
- You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission....i know a lot of people who do this....
- instead of lowering springs, pinuputol mo nalang ang apat na coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground....
- You have more stereo watts than engine torque.....
- You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance....
- Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds....
- You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, subz, etc....
- You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that every time you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts....
- You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda....
- You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic....
- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint...
- You realize all of the above are true, and you still think you're cool...
- You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and don't know what they're for.....
- You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they're for.....
- You think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool....
my friend emailed me this one, i jus edited and picked some that i thought fitted a description of a ricer's car..n i added more...
don't be offended, this is my opinion lamang....
hahaha....
thin