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Spoonerisms
« on: August 15, 2013, 07:23:27 am »
Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!):

Examples:

Tease my ears (Ease my tears)
A lack of pies (A pack of lies)
It's roaring with pain (It's pouring with rain)
Wave the sails (Save the whales)

Wanna try it? 1 point for every correct answer.

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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2013, 07:28:02 am »
1.  know your blows

2.  go and shake a tower

3.  tease my ears

4.  you have very mad banners

5.  lack of pies

6.  it's roaring with pain

7.  sealing the hick

8.  go help me sod

9.  pit nicking

10.  bowel feast
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2013, 07:53:09 am »
2.  go and take a shower

3.  ease my tears

4.  you have very bad manners

5.  pack of lies

6.  it's pouring with rain

7.  healing the sick

8.  so help me god

9.  nit picking



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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2013, 07:54:55 am »
2.  go and take a shower

3.  ease my tears

4.  you have very bad manners

5.  pack of lies

6.  it's pouring with rain

7.  healing the sick

8.  so help me god

9.  nit picking

8 points!
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2013, 08:23:51 am »
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11.  I'm a damp stealer

12.  hypodemic nurdle

13.  wave the sails

14.  Chipping the flannel on TV

15.  Mad bunny

16.  I'm shout of the hour

17.  lead of spite

18.  this is the pun fart

19.  I hit my bunny phone

20.. flutter by
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2013, 08:53:28 am »
11. I'm a stamp dealer
13. Save the whales
14. Flipping the channel on TV
18. This is the fun part
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2013, 08:56:26 am »
11. I'm a stamp dealer
13. Save the whales
14. Flipping the channel on TV
18. This is the fun part

4 points!
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2013, 08:56:45 am »
9 points!

correction, 8 points only. counted it thrice. heheh

1. blow you nose

10. fowl beast

11. i'm a stamp dealer.

12. Hypodermic needle

13. save the whales

14. flipping the channel on TV

15. bad money?

16. I'm out of the shower

17. speed of light

18. this is the fun part

19. i hit my funny bone

20. butterfly
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2013, 09:05:34 am »
correction, 8 points only. counted it thrice. heheh

1. blow you nose

10. fowl beast

11. i'm a stamp dealer.

12. Hypodermic needle

13. save the whales

14. flipping the channel on TV

15. bad money?

16. I'm out of the shower

17. speed of light

18. this is the fun part

19. i hit my funny bone

20. butterfly

7 points
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2013, 09:22:19 am »
    9 points!


correction, 8 points only. counted it thrice. heheh


bro i thought bonus 1 pt., maagang pamasko ..hehe

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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2013, 09:25:40 am »
    9 points!


correction, 8 points only. counted it thrice. heheh


bro i thought bonus 1 pt., maagang pamasko ..hehe

well then... Merry christmas deumong.. :)
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2013, 09:35:13 am »
Happy new Year M' Schandelah ;)

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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2013, 09:48:40 am »
21.  bedding wells

22.  i must the sail

23.  cop porn

24.  it crawls through the fax

25.  my zip are lipped

26.  bat flattery

27.  would you like a nasal hut?

28.  puke on

29.  belly jeans

30.  eye ball

 
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2013, 09:53:34 am »
21. wedding bells
23. pop corn
25. my lips are sealed
26. flat battery
29. jellybeans
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2013, 09:57:19 am »
21. wedding bells
23. pop corn
25. my lips are sealed
26. flat battery
29. jellybeans

5 points!
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2013, 10:00:03 am »
28. poke up?
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2013, 10:00:40 am »
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2013, 10:06:53 am »
iba talaga naiisip ko pag binabasa ko yung 28. puke on  laffman:: pwede ba isagot dyan ay penis in  ;D


30. bye all
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2013, 10:08:51 am »
iba talaga naiisip ko pag binabasa ko yung 28. puke on  laffman:: pwede ba isagot dyan ay penis in  ;D


30. bye all

nyahaha! meteor *kick*  ::lmao

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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2013, 10:12:21 am »
21. wedding bells
22.
23. popcorn
24. it falls through the cracks
25. my lips are zipped
26. flat battery
27. would you like a hazel nut?
28. coupon
29. jelly beans
30. bye all

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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2013, 10:29:06 am »
21. wedding bells
22.
23. popcorn
24. it falls through the cracks
25. my lips are zipped
26. flat battery
27. would you like a hazel nut?
28. coupon
29. jelly beans
30. bye all

3 points!
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2013, 10:43:57 am »
31.  fight in your face

32.  ready as a stock

33.  no tails

34.  hiss and lear

35.  soul of ballad

36.  two of harts

37.  four of hearts

38.  eight of hearts

39.  ten of hearts

40.  ace of spades
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2013, 11:13:33 am »
31. fight in your face

32. Steady as a rock

33. Toe nails

34. Listen here

35.    bowl of salad

36. Who of tarts

37. Whore of farts

38. Hate of Arts

39.    Hen of tarts

40.    Space of aids
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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2013, 11:16:18 am »
31. fight in your face

32. Steady as a rock

33. Toe nails

34. Listen here

35.    bowl of salad

36. Who of tarts

37. Whore of farts

38. Hate of Arts

39.    Hen of tarts

40.    Space of aids

9 points! cute.. :)
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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2013, 11:21:02 am »
41.  fighting a liar

42.  you hissed my mystery lecture

43.  cattle ships and bruises

44.  nosey little cook

45.  a blushing crow

46.  tons of soil

47.  our queer old dean

48.  we'll have the hags flung out

49.  you've tasted two worms

50.  our shoving leopard
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