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Secrets Revealed => Personal Secrets => : ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 06:56:03 PM

: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 06:56:03 PM
Here is my secret plan.. Someday I when Espiya becomes a Corporation I will hire a secretary like the one below.

I'm working on my laptop, she says...

"Sir does this report look okay to you?"

I will say "Yes, from my VIEWPOINT that looks okay.... Maybe you can remove the cover and enlarge the font-size so I can see better. It's a little bit tight.

By the way, could you move closer? Meron kang dumi sa mata."

The only problem is, when my wife Commander General finds about my secretary, she will fire her!

Kawawa naman, qualified pa naman sa Espiya Scholarship for Graduate Studies.

This is our secret, okay spies?!

Don't tell my wife about my Secret Dream Secretary. Someday Holmes, someday....



: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Phantom Assassin Mortred December 19, 2008, 07:02:22 PM
Sir pag my opening sa espiya corp. baka pwede kami maging empleyado hehehehe
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 07:07:05 PM
Sir pag my opening sa espiya corp. baka pwede kami maging empleyado hehehehe

Sige, ikaw taga-pindot ng space bar ko. Para maganda ang positioning mo.
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: Phantom Assassin Mortred December 19, 2008, 07:13:21 PM
Security guard na lang sir!. Bawal pumasok ang babaeng balot na balot. No skin no entry hehehe
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: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 07:16:20 PM
Security guard na lang sir!. Bawal pumasok ang babaeng balot na balot. No skin no entry hehehe

Sure security guard, I need you to block my wife's entry. Tanungin mo si Diskumpyado kung ano itsura ni Misis para alam mo kung paparating na sya. Then blow the whistle.

Kaya lang di ka pwede magdala ng itim na batuta, baka magustuhan ni My Secret Dream Secretary ang batuta mo. :) Taser na lang.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Kabute December 19, 2008, 07:23:39 PM


ako boss, personal bodyguard, lahat ng aaway syo, babanatan ko muna...hahahaha..sexy ng secretarya natin.


                                                                     :D :D :D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 07:27:25 PM

ako boss, personal bodyguard, lahat ng aaway syo, babanatan ko muna...hahahaha..sexy ng secretarya natin.


                                                                     :D :D :D

Mahilig ka palang bumanat... Delikado ang My Secret Dream Secretary ko sa yo.  music::
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: IWM December 19, 2008, 07:28:49 PM
I need an outsourcer to work for me. Gusto ko rin ng gaya nyan! Any interested applicants, just pm me. Girls only! ;D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 07:30:53 PM
I need an outsourcer to work for me. Gusto ko rin ng gaya nyan! Any interested applicants, just pm me. Girls only! ;D

Girls only? Hehe, apat lang yata girls dito. Sa Odesk, mate, madami freelancer na Pinay na talaga naman magugustuhan mo. PM me.

: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: IWM December 19, 2008, 07:33:47 PM
Girls only? Hehe, apat lang yata girls dito. Sa Odesk, mate, madami freelancer na Pinay na talaga naman magugustuhan mo. PM me.



Delikado sa oDesk, inintroduce ko kasi kay kumander yun. Baka isa na si kumander sa mga naka-apply sayo huh. Delikado :D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Kabute December 19, 2008, 07:45:07 PM
Mahilig ka palang bumanat... Delikado ang My Secret Dream Secretary ko sa yo.  music::

hahahaha..SG yung mga aaway lng syo ang babanatan ko, pero xempre bigyan mo din ako ng ibang banat  :D :D :D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: migx December 19, 2008, 07:51:19 PM
ako sg,pwede bang secretary na lang ni dream secretary? taga punsas ng pawis. taga sabon ng kamay. taga paligo. ok na sa akin yun sg.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
hahahaha..SG yung mga aaway lng syo ang babanatan ko, pero xempre bigyan mo din ako ng ibang banat  :D :D :D

Sige sa 'yo yung may-ari ng cafeteria sa first floor. Negosyanteng Tsinita. Remember, the HQ of Espiya Corp. is in HongKong.

Foreign investors ang status natin. Meron tayong diplomatic immunity from sexual harassment suits. :)
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 07:55:04 PM
ako sg,pwede bang secretary na lang ni dream secretary? taga punsas ng pawis. taga sabon ng kamay. taga paligo. ok na sa akin yun sg.

Basta ang gagamitin mong sabon, dapat Camay, tapos yung Shampoo, Gee You Hair Smells Terrific.

Medyo hindi pinagpapawisan ang aking Secret Dream Secretary kasi manipis ang mga suot nya.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Kabute December 19, 2008, 07:56:08 PM
Sige sa 'yo yung may-ari ng cafeteria sa first floor. Negosyanteng Tsinita. Remember, the HQ of Espiya Corp. is in HongKong.

Foreign investors ang status natin. Meron tayong diplomatic immunity from sexual harassment suits. :)

hahaha, HK ba kamo HQ natin? sweet! MTR lang pla katapat nyan boss SG! im 30 mins away from HK, tatawid lng ako ng border. toast::
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: migx December 19, 2008, 07:59:45 PM
Basta ang gagamitin mong sabon, dapat Camay, tapos yung Shampoo, Gee You Hair Smells Terrific.

Medyo hindi pinagpapawisan ang aking Secret Dream Secretary kasi manipis ang mga suot nya.
sure. no problem. kung gusto mo oil of olay pa o kaya dove.hehehe!paano kung gininaw siya? pwede ko ba siyang yakapin? or para sa iyo lang yun?
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 08:02:19 PM
sure. no problem. kung gusto mo oil of olay pa o kaya dove.hehehe!paano kung gininaw siya? pwede ko ba siyang yakapin? or para sa iyo lang yun?

Pag yinakap mo sya, nakayakap na ka rin sa kin, kasi nakayakap na ko sa kanya eh. Bali ako ang niyayakap mo. Ikaw ha!
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: migx December 19, 2008, 08:05:43 PM
Pag yinakap mo sya, nakayakap na ka rin sa kin, kasi nakayakap na ko sa kanya eh. Bali ako ang niyayakap mo. Ikaw ha!
ayyyy! type ko yan sg. hehe! joke only. cge taga hugas na lang ng kamay.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Master Dave December 19, 2008, 08:09:08 PM
Since she's always typing, her hands might get tired.. I could massage her hands, and all other areas that needs massaging.. :D
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: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 08:16:30 PM
Since she's always typing, her hands might get tired.. I could massage her hands, and all other areas that needs massaging.. :D

She won't type at all. She'll use voice activated dictation software. Her hands are reserved for massaging me. Okay while she massage me, you massage her. Then I massage you with coconut oil. Win-win situation.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Master Dave December 19, 2008, 08:26:58 PM
She won't type at all. She'll use voice activated dictation software. Her hands are reserved for massaging me. Okay while she massage me, you massage her. Then I massage you with coconut oil. Win-win situation.

that's a good idea.. but maybe I'll hire another secretary to massage me and you'll massage her.. it helps a lot with the vision I'm seeing when I think about the scenario.. :D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Jann Frost December 19, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
can i be the VP for external affairs?  ::)  ;D
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: deosh_pilyo December 19, 2008, 08:43:18 PM
SG.. paano naman ako... naubusan na ata ako ng position sa corp. nyo? any position will do na lang siguro basta para sa secretary nyo SG....  toast::
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 08:58:47 PM
can i be the VP for external affairs?  ::)  ;D

THat has been taken. You can be VP for Internal Examinations
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: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 09:00:06 PM
SG.. paano naman ako... naubusan na ata ako ng position sa corp. nyo? any position will do na lang siguro basta para sa secretary nyo SG....  toast::

You can be the Wardrobe Manager. You will decide what My Secret Dream Secretary will wear when she disrobes.

Lace, satin, leather or feather.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: migx December 19, 2008, 09:08:15 PM
You can be the Wardrobe Manager. You will decide what My Secret Dream Secretary will wear when she disrobes.

Lace, satin, leather or feather.
magandang position yan para kay deosh_pilyo. magagamit nya ang pagiging pilyo nya.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: olli December 19, 2008, 09:09:50 PM
boss sg, pwede ba ako mag apply bilang HR? ako ang magsasala ng mga female applicants natin para sure tayo sa mga tatangapin nating female employees...
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Jann Frost December 19, 2008, 09:10:54 PM
THat has been taken. You can be VP for Internal Examinations

ano ibig sabihin nun SG?  :D
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: p_i_n_k_y December 19, 2008, 09:13:38 PM
mag-aapply ako kay commander general bilang spy nya... pero di ko sasabihin kay SG para la xa idea
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 09:13:50 PM
ano ibig sabihin nun SG?  :D

You will give me Internal Exams for prostate. You are not allowed to internal exam my Secret Dream Secretary.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 09:17:04 PM
mag-aapply ako kay commander general bilang spy nya... pero di ko sasabihin kay SG para la xa idea

Di ka se-swelduhan ni Commander General. Puro credit card ginagamit nun. Wala syang pera. ahihihi.

Sweldo nya sa yo, $10 coupon sa Victoria's Secret.

: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Jann Frost December 19, 2008, 09:18:11 PM
ayos ah. yun pala yun. masaya yun. para akong mekaniko nyan, nangangalikot!  :D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 09:18:37 PM
boss sg, pwede ba ako mag apply bilang HR? ako ang magsasala ng mga female applicants natin para sure tayo sa mga tatangapin nating female employees...

Sige pagkatapos mo sila i-screen, paamoy ng daliri mo. Siguraduhin ko lang na wala kang ginagawang under the table.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: p_i_n_k_y December 19, 2008, 09:20:55 PM
Di ka se-swelduhan ni Commander General. Puro credit card ginagamit nun. Wala syang pera. ahihihi.

ah alam ko na PA na lang ni commander general.... pero ikaw ang magpapasweldo sa akin... alam kong malaki ang maitutulong ko para sa iyong maitim este mabuting hangarin para sa korporasyon... (tetext kita pag papunta si commander)
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: olli December 19, 2008, 09:24:35 PM
boss sg, basta ako sa HR ha. kami ni bro jhawee mag screen ng female applicants natin dont wori, we'll work hard for the good of our company...



gagawa ako ng creeds para sa mga empleyado natin..

                  ESPIYA'S CREED:
Alone we are weak, together we are strong, we shall work together as a family in mutual trust and confidence. We must be human to understand the rights and ways of others. The more skilled and capable shall guide the apprentice so that in this unity and understanding, we cannot fail...



 sayasaya::

: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 09:31:23 PM
ah alam ko na PA na lang ni commander general.... pero ikaw ang magpapasweldo sa akin... alam kong malaki ang maitutulong ko para sa iyong maitim este mabuting hangarin para sa korporasyon... (tetext kita pag papunta si commander)

Ano cellphone number mo? Tulog naman si misis. shhhhhh.
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: mayki December 19, 2008, 09:34:39 PM
Pano pala yun SG kung inaway ka nung personal secretary mo, e di ang daming babanat sa kanya niyan  ;D ;D ;D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: p_i_n_k_y December 19, 2008, 09:35:42 PM
Ano cellphone number mo? Tulog naman si misis. shhhhhh.

yun eh.... wahahahaha saka na pag pasok na ako... wahahahaha
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 19, 2008, 09:38:53 PM
yun eh.... wahahahaha saka na pag pasok na ako... wahahahaha

Pasok ka na nga eh. You're hired! (ala Donald Trump)
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: p_i_n_k_y December 19, 2008, 09:40:15 PM
WAHAHAHAHA espiya moves ni sg oh... wahahahaha... pag sekretarya na ako.... nyahahahahaha
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: Jhawee December 19, 2008, 09:47:58 PM
Boss baka kailangan ng secretary ang Secret Dream Secretary mo... mag a apply ako...   ;D
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: deosh_pilyo December 20, 2008, 02:34:46 AM
You can be the Wardrobe Manager. You will decide what My Secret Dream Secretary will wear when she disrobes.

Lace, satin, leather or feather.

yun... hahaha... ayus na position ito! di ko na kailangang magpakahirap pa...

pramis SG... paglabas nya sa room eh napakaganda ng bihis nya... wag mo na lang pansinin yung paglakad nya ha  ::)
: Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
: ServantGeneral (SG) December 26, 2008, 04:52:42 AM
Locked. Thanks for replies.