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Espiya Lobby => Contests/Games/Missions => : Schandelah August 12, 2013, 05:40:04 AM

: The Broken Vending Machine
: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 05:40:04 AM
So this is the game.
To start, one person puts something into the vending machine and another person takes something else out. (kahit tagalog pwede)

Every person has to take something out and put something else in the machine. Whatever put in/ took out can be related or not. A fun forum game that is not so hard on your brains, LOL. You just have to have a sense of humor.

1 point each post.
All posting and forum rules apply.

Example:
Person 1: I put in a toothbrush
Person 2: I take out a empty bag of Lays.
                I put in a jar of maple syrup.
Person 3: I take out a maple tree.
                I put in a...and so on.

So I'll start:
I put in a rubber ducky.
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 06:15:09 AM
i take out a lotion...  :D
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 06:18:04 AM
i take out a lotion...  :D

come on cutie.. you have to put something in.. :)

let's start over.

I take out a pie
I put in a knife
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: gr4ntur1smo August 12, 2013, 06:22:08 AM
I Take out the apple pie
I put in a box of Trojans
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 06:23:16 AM
I take out the box of trojans
I put in a TV
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 06:24:48 AM
i take out the tv
i put in a betamax
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 06:31:07 AM
I take out the betamax
I put in Barney
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 06:32:32 AM
i take out barney
i put in batibot..
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 06:35:37 AM
i take out barney
i put in batibot..

ngahaha! kasya?

I take out Batibot
I put in 10,000 pesos
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: leightot August 12, 2013, 06:43:46 AM
I take out 10,000 pesos
I put in a bottled water.
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 06:44:51 AM
I take out bottled water
I put in a gin pomelo.
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 06:47:16 AM
I take out the gin pomelo
I put in crispy pata
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 07:11:29 AM
i take out crispy pata
i put in washing machine with scuba diver..
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 07:14:05 AM
I take out the washing machine with the scuba diver
I put in my xbox
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 07:22:23 AM
i take out xbox
i put in tamagochi w/ up up down down select start buttons
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 07:27:12 AM
I take out tamagochi w/ up up down down select start buttons
I put in Gumamelas
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: zenith August 12, 2013, 08:09:11 AM
I take out the gumamelas

I put in blonde pubic hair

 laffman::
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 08:21:30 AM
i take out blonde pubic hair
i put in my tsane
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 12, 2013, 11:26:44 AM
try nga...

I take out the tsane
I put in my underarm
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: IORIâ„¢ August 12, 2013, 11:28:03 AM
pano ko itatake out un kilikili mo dre??  laffman::
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 12, 2013, 11:30:16 AM
i take out your underarm
i put in my B.O.

 ::lmao
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 12, 2013, 11:30:27 AM
pano ko itatake out un kilikili mo dre??  laffman::

eto ganito.. kunwari doctor ka or supultorero??nyahahaha
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: IORIâ„¢ August 12, 2013, 11:32:17 AM
amp .. cge try

i put out your pubic hair sa kilikili
i put in 30 tons of metal scrap
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 11:32:44 AM
woist mga pogi.. back to the game...  ::lmao
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: IORIâ„¢ August 12, 2013, 11:35:53 AM
sila lang pogi .. ako lang pangit  laffman::
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 11:38:48 AM
amp .. cge try

i put out your pubic hair sa kilikili
i put in 30 tons of metal scrap

I take out 30 tons of metal scrap
I put in Jhuan dela Cruz

wahaha
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: IORIâ„¢ August 12, 2013, 11:40:38 AM
kakalabas lang ng pubic hair sa kilikili pinasok mo na nanaman c utol huone :D
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 11:41:44 AM
kakalabas lang ng pubic hair sa kilikili pinasok mo na nanaman c utol huone :D

wahaha! woist loltsku.. ilabas mo na! dali!  ::lmao
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: IORIâ„¢ August 12, 2013, 11:43:16 AM
i put out all juan cloths including brief
i put in marian rivera


 oha oha oha :D
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: Schandelah August 12, 2013, 11:44:34 AM
I take out Marian Rivera
I put in lotsku


 ::lmao kala mo ha?
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 12, 2013, 12:09:20 PM
wahhhhhh!!!!!bakit mo inalis yun na nga lang ang ipinasok ni pareng lotsku eh. di mo man lang pinatagal...miss schan.

tol lotsku sana ko nalang ang ipinasok mo pambihira ka!!
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: IORIâ„¢ August 12, 2013, 12:41:46 PM
i put out my self
i put in my self again with juans clothes and brief together with angel locsin and angelica pangilinan

oha oha oha
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: meteor freak August 12, 2013, 02:35:10 PM
I'll put you out and Jhuans clothes and brief together with angel locsin ang angelica pangilinan
I'll put it in my wetpaks ::lmao toast::
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 12, 2013, 03:16:19 PM
 laffman:: ayus ah lakas din ng trip nyo pati ko kasama.. laffman::

I'll put out my clothes and wear it, then lotsku, together with with angel locsin and angelica panganiban.

And I will put it all including my self and lotsku in his room, and lock it.

pareng lotsku wala ng nalabasan tigisa tayo.
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: UnGraTefuL SchoLaR August 13, 2013, 01:30:29 AM
...I am unlocking it, pulling mr jhuan dela cruz and lotsku including angel locsin and angelica panganiban out for goodness sake...

then,

...I am putting noynoy aquino in, after every filipino had made a punching bag out of his face to vent out their anger towards him...
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 05:18:48 AM

I am taking out noynoy aquino in, after every filipino had made a punching bag out of his face to vent out their anger towards him...

I put in Jinri Park
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: icecoldchiq August 13, 2013, 06:00:02 AM
I take out Jinri Park

and put in a bottle of Jack Daniels and a shot glass.
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 13, 2013, 06:03:05 AM
i take out bottle of Jack Daniels and a shot glass.
i put in sizzling sisig and inihaw na bangus..
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 07:09:08 AM
Nilabas mo nga ang alak pinasok mo naman ang pulutan hehe..


I take out sizzling sisig and inihaw na bangus..
I put in Justin Bieber
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: meteor freak August 13, 2013, 09:09:20 AM
I'll take out Justin Bieber from weherever you put him, and
i'll put him in a coffin.  smoking::
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 09:10:59 AM
I'll take out Justin Bieber from weherever you put him, and
i'll put him in a coffin.  smoking::

Nyahaha! come on! put something in!
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: meteor freak August 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
Nyahaha! come on! put something in!

Sorry ma'am na excite lang  ;D.



I'll take out Justin Bieber from weherever you put him, and i'll put him in a coffin.
I'll put in Selena Gomez
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 09:36:33 AM
It's ok.. :)

I take out Selena Gomez
I put in a pair of Manolo Blahnik
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: sixty9 August 13, 2013, 09:56:22 AM
I put out a pair of Manolo Blahnik
I put in tae
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: icecoldchiq August 13, 2013, 10:06:30 AM
I take out the tae with much disgust. hahahaha

I put in a broken laptop.
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 10:10:09 AM
I take out the broken laptop
I put in huawei ascend p6
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: oploook August 13, 2013, 04:54:40 PM
makasali nga ang saya

i took out huawei ascend p6
and drop in a ten ton hammer by rob flynn of machine head

cge nga byhatin nyo kaya?
 
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 05:07:20 PM
kaya yan.. :)


I take out the ten ton hammer by rob flynn of machine head
I put in a fire truck



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: IORIâ„¢ August 13, 2013, 05:18:40 PM
i take out fire truck
i put it bed and pillows .... matulog ka naman schan  laffman::
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 05:23:29 PM
Ahaha! I take out the pillows and the bed
(and I go back to bed!) :)
I put in a nice smelling brewed coffee

Goor morning!
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: IORIâ„¢ August 13, 2013, 05:37:40 PM
wow congrats mod kana agad .. bilis ng pag asenso mo ah wahaha .. oy pakanton nman jan bnana
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 05:42:34 PM
wow congrats mod kana agad .. bilis ng pag asenso mo ah wahaha .. oy pakanton nman jan bnana

 Thank you... :) I dont eat canton.. spag na lang.. :)
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: Schandelah August 13, 2013, 07:43:19 PM
Ahaha! I take out the pillows and the bed
(and I go back to bed!)
I put in a nice smelling brewed coffee

Goor morning!
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: UnGraTefuL SchoLaR August 13, 2013, 10:19:14 PM
Hi Ms. Mod Schandelah,

Ayaw mo talaga magpakanton sa amin?  Heheheh!  Para sa amin lang naman...  Sagot na namin ang beer after...


I take the "the pillows and the bed" out...

and

I put "a fully-charged laptop logged in at espiya.net/forum" in...
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: Kurimasu August 13, 2013, 11:03:00 PM
I take a fully charged laptop logged in at espiya.net/forum out

And


I put a 20 ft by 40 ft container van full of beers in..
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 14, 2013, 06:01:55 AM
i take out 20 ft by 40 ft container van full of beers in

i put in pacanton w/ pahimagas...
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: Schandelah August 14, 2013, 07:30:23 AM
I take out pacanton w/ pahimagas...
and put in 10 sacks or rice
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: icecoldchiq August 14, 2013, 10:23:02 AM
I take out 10 sacks of rice

and put in a pillow, a blanket, my hubby Erotomania, and myself.  laffman::
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: Schandelah August 14, 2013, 10:27:21 AM
Kinaya mo 10 sako? hahaha


I take out  a pillow, a blanket, Erotomania, icecoldchiq.  (maaga pa! :) )
I put in chicken ala king

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: icecoldchiq August 14, 2013, 10:43:16 AM
Kinaya mo 10 sako? hahaha


I take out  a pillow, a blanket, Erotomania, icecoldchiq.  (maaga pa! :) )
I put in chicken ala king

I had help. Hahahaha Inutusan ko si hubby magbuhat! hahaha

I take out the chicken ala king and ate it.

I put in Iced Venti White Chocolate Mocha with extra espresso shot. Coffee!
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: Schandelah August 14, 2013, 10:49:57 AM
I take out theIced Venti White Chocolate Mocha with extra espresso shot. Coffee!
and I put in Jose Cuervo Tequila white!
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: alucardver August 14, 2013, 11:15:34 AM
Ahaha! I take out the pillows and the bed
(and I go back to bed!)
I put in a nice smelling brewed coffee

Goor morning!

teka, sayang naman ito ma'am, di ako umabot sa vendo na to...


itatake ko sana yung bed na kasama ka kung available pa :P

i take out the tequila
and i put in Brewed Coffee with Milo :P
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: Schandelah August 14, 2013, 11:18:47 AM
Ahaha.. You're late.. :)


Brewed Coffee with Milo
I put in my 9mm gun ahehe
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: icecoldchiq August 14, 2013, 11:25:53 AM
I take out that scary 9mm gun

I put in a laptop playing a scary movie
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 14, 2013, 01:08:20 PM
i take out the laptop playing a scary movie

i put in my game in watch with 1000in1 games
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: icecoldchiq August 14, 2013, 11:42:32 PM
I take out the game with 1000in1 games

I put in a bottle of IceColdCocaCola and a generous serving of pancit bihon.
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: Schandelah August 15, 2013, 06:59:24 AM
I take out the bottle of IceColdCocaCola and a generous serving of pancit bihon.
and put in 2 packs of Marlboro lights.. :)
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: ayantot August 15, 2013, 09:21:57 AM
I take out the bottle of IceColdCocaCola and a generous serving of pancit bihon.
and put in 2 packs of Marlboro lights.. :)

I take out 1 pack of Marlboro Lights..
and put in 2 packs of Shit...  bnana
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: meteor freak August 15, 2013, 09:25:59 AM
I put out 2 packs of your grossy shit
i put in arrozcaldo and milktea.
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: Schandelah August 15, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
I take out 1 pack of Marlboro Lights..
and put in 2 packs of Shit...  bnana

ewwwww... I dont want to put that out! good thing meteor's here

Thank you baby!
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: meteor freak August 15, 2013, 09:29:52 AM
ewwwww... I dont want to put that out! good thing meteor's here

Thank you baby!


Haha kinamay ko lang yun ma'am tapos nagmeryenda na ako ng arrozcaldo  laffman::
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: Schandelah August 15, 2013, 11:23:07 AM
ill take the arrozcaldo (ahaha!)
Put is some cracker nuts
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: MiKeDaCuTe August 15, 2013, 11:29:35 AM
i take out the cracker nuts
i put in boy bawang
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: IORIâ„¢ August 15, 2013, 02:17:07 PM
i take out the cracker nuts
i put in boy bawang


i take out boy bawang

i put in sundot kulangot  laffman::
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: icecoldchiq August 15, 2013, 02:24:37 PM
I take out that sundot kulangot

And put in 500mL of home-made, hand-shook, iced cappucino
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: Schandelah August 16, 2013, 07:32:45 AM
I take out 500mL of home-made, hand-shook, iced cappucino
and put a diamond ring
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: icecoldchiq August 16, 2013, 10:35:36 AM
I take out the diamond ring (and placed it in my pocket) hahahaha


And put in one dozen white roses
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 16, 2013, 12:12:00 PM
I take out one dozen white roses
And put in a CAT Hydraulic Excavator inside a steel crate.



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: ayantot August 16, 2013, 02:27:32 PM
I take out one dozen white roses
And put in a CAT Hydraulic Excavator inside a steel crate.

I'll take that CAT Hydraulic Excavator inside a steel crate,OUT...
and put in my magical penis with chocolate topings..  ::uhaw

explain magical? PM me..  :applause
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: Schandelah August 19, 2013, 05:35:48 AM
I take out magical penis with chocolate topings. (give it to my cat)
and I put in my cat
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 22, 2013, 06:00:12 AM
I put out your cat (ibebenta ko)
I put Angel Locsin with me inside, while lotsku is outside(maglaway ka dre)
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: Schandelah August 22, 2013, 06:07:18 AM
I put out your cat (ibebenta ko)
I put Angel Locsin with me inside, while lotsku is outside(maglaway ka dre)

I take out Angel Locsin with JDC, (agad agad ahaha)
I put in 10 million dollars inside
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 22, 2013, 06:12:37 AM
 smoking:: Badtrip naman toh si sis schan. yung cat mo nga hinayaan ko lang sa loob since August 19, tapos ikaw 7mins palang kami ni angel locsin sa loob inalabas mo na,,,,hmmmpp.

pero its 100 million dollars sis..hummm.. :o :o :o

I put out 100 million dollars.
And bring it in side with me..ALONE!!
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: Schandelah August 22, 2013, 06:18:46 AM
smoking:: Badtrip naman toh si sis schan. yung cat mo nga hinayaan ko lang sa loob since August 19, tapos ikaw 7mins palang kami ni angel locsin sa loob inalabas mo na,,,,hmmmpp.

pero its 100 million dollars sis..hummm.. :o :o :o

I put out 100 million dollars.
And bring it in side with me..ALONE!!

I take you out
and put in the 10 million dollars back inside  ::lmao
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 22, 2013, 06:31:37 AM
I take you out
and put in the 10 million dollars back inside  ::lmao


"Selfish"so.....selfish

ahhh teka. i'll call a friend..kala mo ha! >:( >:(

I take out 10 million dollars.
and I bring it again inside with miss FD (Sis FD my PM ko sayo, hati tayo)
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: FerminaDaza August 22, 2013, 06:44:44 AM
ngakk pano to,

i take out myself/fd
and put myself again with the avengers with me inside!TOINKS

see,jdc, don't call your neurotic frend again  laffman::

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: Schandelah August 22, 2013, 06:48:10 AM
ngakk pano to,

i take out myself/fd
and put myself again with the avengers with me inside!TOINKS

see,jdc, don't call your neurotic frend again  laffman::

nyahaha sissy

i take you out with avengers
and put myself inside with orlando bloom
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: ☺☻JDC™ August 22, 2013, 07:04:15 AM
ngakk pano to,

i take out myself/fd
and put myself again with the avengers with me inside!TOINKS

see,jdc, don't call your neurotic frend again  laffman::

sabi ko sis hati tayo sa $100 million,,si sis schan kasi..

nyahaha sissy

i take you out with avengers
and put myself inside with orlando bloom

hmmpp I think $100M was still inside and your spending it with orlando bloom.

But before that sis take a look of this one...Surprise!! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070213185319AAaXlL6

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