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1. Jose de vengenge - A gay pageant reported by Mark Logan. Host: "Ano ang advantage mo sa iba?" Gay: "I think and believe…na bilang isang napakatalinong bading…ano nga po ulit yun question?"
2. jedi mstr - On Eat Bulaga's "Shes got the look". Vic: "What is your best asset?" Girl: "Asset? Actress!" Vic: "No, your best ASSET!" Girl: "Ah…asset! Actor!"
3. Jose de vengenge - In a talk show. Host: "Describe your loved one in 3 words." Guest: "Kahit nga po one word kaya ko!" Host: "Ok, sige! One word!" Guest: (feel na feel) "In one word, MY LIFE!"
4. Maynman- Funny headlines: "Mga panadero, umalsa!"; "Witness na driver, umatras!"
5. Shutterbox - Reporter: "Magpapatis…TINOYO!"
6. Jose de vengenge - Reporter: "Katulong…ayaw tumulong!"
7. No name - A TV host asked a starlet promoting a sexy movie: "How do you feel about getting naked for this movie?" Starlet: "I have no KWANGS about getting naked."
8. Butterfly - Calendar girl contest on Eat Bulaga. Vic: "How far will you go on a first date?" Girl: "Siguro po…Tagaytay."
9. No name - Female newscaster reading headlines: " U.S.A. nakaligtas sa yelo!" (long pause…looks off-cam…then looks back at camera) " Usa !!! Usa , nakaligtas sa yelo!!!"
10. Dignus - Famous actress/TV host while interviewing The Corrs: "Why did you name your band…The Corrs?"
11. Diemyrus - A showbiz reporter with a hairlip, during a review of German Moreno's movie, "Payaso": "Mulok. Mulok ang
Mayaso…"
12. Cal - An annoying host asks a girl: "So what school are you from?" Girl: "St. Scho po." Host: "Ah, sa St.Scho Escolar!"
13. Jose de vengenge - Yasmien Kurdi promoting Bakekang: "Wag niyo pong kalilimutan panoorin ang Bakekang. Makikita
nyo, magiging pangit ako dito for the first time!"
14. Jose de vengenge - Kuya Germs: "Salamat at pinaunlakan mo kami, Juday. Dahil diyan, may ibibigay kami sa iyo courtesy of Video City . At ito ay… Aircon?!? Aircon!" Juday: "Talaga po? Salamat po!" Kuya Germs: "Ay…'Con Air' pala! Isang VHS tape ng 'Con Air'!!!"
15. Simpleng Mataray - A starlet was asked: "What's your edge over the other girls?" Girl: "Edge? 24 years old po."
16. Eylek - An episode of Shaider. Lumabas ang monster. Nag-transform si Shaider. Biglang nagsalita ang monster: "AKALA MO CUTE KA!"
17. Jose de vengenge - In a gay pageant reported by Mark Logan. Host: "What's the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?" Gay: "Uhm…eggplant po."
18. No name - A former member of That's Entertainment who later became an action star: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the dashing…the debonaire…Lilet."
19. Maynman - During an awards show, where the hosts were Roderick Paulate and Manilyn Reynes the announcer goes: "And now…your hosts for the evening…DICK and MANI!"
20. Jose de vengenge - Reporter: "Isang bangkay…natagpuang…PATAY!"
