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naruto789544

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Re: Joke! Joke! Joke!
« Reply #100 on: February 01, 2016, 12:42:19 pm »
Hearing

JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?

hehehe... tama nga naman judge.. better make it clear next time...  laffman::

agentfish

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Re: Joke! Joke! Joke!
« Reply #101 on: February 01, 2016, 10:45:35 pm »
May Mens daw?

GF: Magaling! At sino tong Baby na nagtext sa iyo?
BF: Ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang ang palayaw.
GF: Oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!

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Re: Joke! Joke! Joke!
« Reply #102 on: February 08, 2016, 11:39:00 am »
hehehe.. si mister sigurado duduguin din kay mrs...  laffman::

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Re: Joke! Joke! Joke!
« Reply #103 on: February 09, 2016, 04:20:04 am »
Salamat

Divorced father: Anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
Anak: Mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
Mom: Sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!

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Re: Joke! Joke! Joke!
« Reply #104 on: February 09, 2016, 03:46:36 pm »
hehehe... for sure mamunutla iyon...  laffman::