Nyko's new "Wii Party Station" is the only way to live, with room to charge four Wiimotes, hold and chill four adult beverages and room to house the all important chip and dip bowl and various Wiicessories. Best of all is the completely superfluous score board to make your smack talk so much more effective, and the hand cooling fan really seals the deal. For $25, if you don't have one of these 12 seconds after they hit store shelves, we can't be friends anymore.
*a) drink beer
b) get drunk
c) accidentally put the Wiimote in ur beer cup
d) accidentally throw ur beer soaked Wiimote and break ur tv when it slides off ur hand
e) vomit all over ur Wii, Wiimotes and friends
f) pass out and fall on ur Wii and accessories crushing them
g) lose bladder control and Wee-Wee all over urself, ur carpet, and ur Wii giving urslef the shock of a lifetime
