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5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« on: August 11, 2011, 10:50:47 am »
teka teka teka po before pa kyu mag rolling eyes  :D

I had red this article (kind of analogy between plant & bf  ???) 2-3 months back and

I  gone duh duh duh  ::)

...so I end up thinking just to understand the analogy and on the same scenario of living single & fab  :P

well I might as well get a plant!  ;D

Pasensya na po trip-trip mode muna  ;) let's start...

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...I don’t have a dog … or a boyfriend. Once upon a time, I had both.  ;D

I’ll have to bestow all my loving praise upon my very cherished  gardenia  :P





Gardeno ( what i called him  :D ) been with me now for 2months and I feel like we have click!so far :)

So after that,here's some Reason why having a plant is better xoxo... ;D


1. They are always available to listen.
    Gardeno is a plant of few words, specifically, none. But he is a really great listener
    and he’s available anytime of the day or night. He is never too busy with work or hanging out
    with his buddies to lend a leaf. And he never judges me or thinks I’m “overly emotional” when I cry.
     I know I can go to gardeno with life’s joys and pains and he will listen without ever
     saying a word or trying to figure out how to “fix” things. If only more boyfriends could do the same.


2. They need you, but not too much.
    My beloved plant needs me —mostly to water him—but still, he needs me and is not afraid to show it.
    When I water him, he perks back up but I tell myself that it’s because he is very happy to see me.
    But as thrilled as I am that Curly needs me, he is also totally self-sufficient on the days that he
    doesn’t need to be watered, pruned, or repotted, which isn’t very often.
    Men would be wise to take note of this delicate need/self-sufficiency balance.


3. They never complain about anything.
    Plants turn excessive sunlight into photosynthesis and 10 days worth of rain into emergency food storage.     
    Gardeno makes the best of every situation. You won’t hear him complaining about how his branches   
    could be fuller if he only sat on a more sun-drenched ledge or got watered more often.
    If Gardeno's arms are dropping or he sheds excessively, you won’t see him blaming me
    for making him that way or waiting for me to make him grow. Gardeno knows this too shall pass.
    What an inspiring outlook on life! :)


4. They never quit you.
    It’s in a plant’s nature to keep thriving until the bitter end, to try to find ways to adapt to every obstacle   
    thrown their way.  I’m not gonna lie,Gardeno and I have gone through some rough patches in
    our relationship, but he never once dreamed of leaving me. He always found a way to work it out.
    He never broke up with me because he felt I was unable to understand his watering needs or
    because I was keeping him in too small of a pot.
    There was the time early in our relationship when I faultily repotted him causing one of his limbs to snap off.   
    Did he get upset and walk out? No, because plants can’t walk. But that is besides the point.
    Gardeno simply adjusted his body position and embraced life with three tentacles instead of four. 
    Recently, I accidentally dropped Gardeno on the floor while I was doing some cleaning.
    It was really bad. Many of his tentacles snapped leaving him looking like an old, bald man.
    But I have faith in him that he will make a full recovery in fall, when he’s had time to heal and grow.
    Because that’s the kind of plant he is ... a keeper.


5. They get along with everybody.
    Often boyfriends can come between you and those closest to you. Not Gardeno.
    Everyone who meets him likes him. Gardeno is not my only plant, but he is my favorite. 
    He is secure in our connection and knows that I will love him no matter how many leaves he loses.
    And he will love me unconditionally, too.



...I still have Gardeno, he's besides me while typing this duh duh duh post! ;D


and that's it,you can all continue  ::) or just have a good laughs  :D


Good Friday to all !


Many Thanks Espiya.net  ::flowers




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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 11:35:32 am »
can it pamper you when you feel sick?
can it sing you a song to cheer you up?
yeah sure it listens, but can it answer your doubts?
yeah it needs you but would you feel the same way for THE plant?
they get along with everybody..... as an outcast. i'm sure somebody will hate him, especially
those who have allergies. no, not everybody.
plants are selfish. only thinks about itself.
...and most importantly, plants don't have a penis.

a plant is no better than a boyfriend or a dog. both have at least a penis or a tongue to please you.

get a TV instead.
it can pamper you - watch something mellow.
it can cheer you up - watch something funny
it can answer your doubts - watch dr phil, discovery, nat geo, history
trust me, you'll crave for your TV more than any plant
it can get along with everybody while not being an outcast - plug in a karaoke, it hums with your barkada! beat that PLANT!?
TV's ain't selfish, they SHOW you everything.
....and most importantly, TV has porn.

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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 11:46:46 am »
can it pamper you when you feel sick?
can it sing you a song to cheer you up?
yeah sure it listens, but can it answer your doubts?
yeah it needs you but would you feel the same way for THE plant?
they get along with everybody..... as an outcast. i'm sure somebody will hate him, especially
those who have allergies. no, not everybody.
plants are selfish. only thinks about itself.
...and most importantly, plants don't have a penis.

a plant is no better than a boyfriend or a dog. both have at least a penis or a tongue to please you.

get a TV instead.
it can pamper you - watch something mellow.
it can cheer you up - watch something funny
it can answer your doubts - watch dr phil, discovery, nat geo, history
trust me, you'll crave for your TV more than any plant
it can get along with everybody while not being an outcast - plug in a karaoke, it hums with your barkada! beat that PLANT!?
TV's ain't selfish, they SHOW you everything.
....and most importantly, TV has porn.

 toast::

good point hoy! ha ha,,,,i do expect that kind of comment  ;D

...wellnwill see if tatagal kami ni gardeno  laffman::

thanks for sharing hoy  ;)



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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 03:28:44 pm »
is this the women's counter attack to men's hundred reasons why bear is better that a woman?

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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 05:32:15 pm »
good point hoy! ha ha,,,,i do expect that kind of comment  ;D

...wellnwill see if tatagal kami ni gardeno  laffman::

thanks for sharing hoy  ;)




kunin mo nalang akong Gardenero ni Gardeno miss jebs,  laffman:: laffman::

 

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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 02:24:02 pm »
goodluck with getting pleasure from a plant & goodluck talking to it hahaha!

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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 04:16:56 pm »
Baka yung Hardinero yung implied dyan at di yung gardeno.. :) .. as we go the bottom line... you can love that plant .. but can it love you back in return? he he he
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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2011, 04:36:15 pm »
But plants don't talk, men do  :D

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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2011, 09:53:37 pm »
Plants can fight Zombies.. hehehe! :P

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Re: 5 Reasons Why having a Plant is better than having a BF @};-
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 10:32:41 pm »
Plants can fight Zombies.. hehehe! :P

ha ha nice!  finger4u

thanks guys! and so far everything is fine between me and gardeno  :D