Topic: Filipina killed by her father after spending tuition fee for 1D VIP Ticket

[호밀 크루즈]

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A teenage girl  from Parañaque was stabbed by her father 3 times after secretly spending her tuition fee for a One Direction VIP concert ticket in manila.

Yesterday, Around 12:00 PM. Gracelyn "Grace" was found dead on the floor of her bathroom. Grace's little brother was in shocked and quickly ran to the house of their cousins to call for help.

The police arrived at the scene around 1:30 PM. The Parañaque police also found the victim's father sitting on a corner of the victim's bedroom, holding a knife with his shirt full of blood.

The victim's father surrendered to the police while crying, saying that he never meant to kill his own daughter.

"Hindi ko po sinasadiya, hindi ko po alam yung ginawa ko." He said
(I don't know what I was doing. I didn't mean to kill her)

Base on the statement that the victim's mother gave, the victim was killed by his father after he finds out that the money he gave her for her school tuition fee (P. 20,000) was only spent buying the One Direction VIP ticket.

"Yung tatay niya kasi, matagal na pinagipunan yung perang yon. Kasi nga 3rd year college na siya at malapit na din naman kaya pinu-push talaga niyang makatapos yung anak namin" said the victim's mother.
(Her father worked really hard for that money because she is on the 3rd of her college. That;s why we are putting so much effort just to make sure she graduates)

The victim's father is now at the custody of Parañaque Police and now charged with murder.

http://www.thephilippinetrend.com/2014/05/filipina-directioner-killed-by-her.html#sthash.XTx5d9dD.dpuf

[Zagatho]

It's satire.

[TobleRONe]

satire:

the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

[호밀 크루즈]

Another Definition from wikipedia

Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon and as a tool to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.

A feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant"[2]—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[3] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.

Satire is nowadays found in many artistic forms of expression, including literature, plays, commentary, television shows, and media such as lyrics.

[MasterChief63]

Satire:

BOOM!!! Ay san galing yun? Satire... na flatan tayo.