Why grandma is in heat?
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 Years."
"Yeah, just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
she replied
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered "What do you say....we should get naked?"
Where upon the two stripped and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Grandpa. "Because one's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal!!!!
