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semen facial...@ the spa!
« on: April 19, 2013, 05:52:37 pm »






Yes #ladies semen facial are a thing now. not during s3x but at the spa. chemical called spermine,which is found in–you guessed it–sperm, is said to be pretty good for your skin, making it smoother, clearer and less prone to wrinkles.  There are serums made from spermine, which isn’t just found in semen and sperm, but also in human skin cells, and if you go to certain spas, they’ll incorporate the spunky stuff with lasers or infrared light to make a pretty penetrating facial. Of course, if you’re not into the idea of a semen facial–or of asking for one–you always have the option of going to a regular old dermatologist and getting a regimen picked out for you. Something tells us a lot more ladies would be comfortable with some retinol and moisturizer than a jizz serum.  :P * but be warn  if you have sperm allergy!



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told yah- God bless Men & the jizz este their healthful contribution ::flowers  :P ;D






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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2013, 10:49:57 pm »
my gf has had this kind of facial spa, pero home made, hiyang naman nya,, the downside is, inaaraw araw naman nya ako.. kapagod.. hehehe.. hope she'll stop soon..  ::secret
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2013, 11:55:17 pm »
Quote from: markixxx on April 19, 2013, 10:49:57 pm
my gf has had this kind of facial spa, pero home made, hiyang naman nya,, the downside is, inaaraw araw naman nya ako.. kapagod.. hehehe.. hope she'll stop soon..  ::secret

toto ba yan?? kasi papagawa ko sa mrs. ko kung oks.. pti panu ang direction of apply
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2013, 12:28:15 am »
actually hayskul pa ako na try ko yan, nabasa ko sa magazine, if you apply your own sperm in ur face overnyt within 1 month may pagbabago...

kaya wala na aong pimples, wrinkles.... smoothe skin na. ;D
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2013, 05:47:15 am »
E di mangangamoy zonrox naman kayo nyan..  laffman:: laffman:: laffman::
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am »
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2013, 06:52:45 am »
real sperm is really good for the facial skin. it has been proven by doctors of its benefits. smoother and supple skin decreases wrinkles the only side effect known is that tiny dicks with pubic hair will grow on ur face
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2013, 08:03:26 am »
xxxx dati napapapgka tuwaan lang .... ngeon balita na ?
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2013, 09:14:50 am »
Quote from: *schizophrenic* on April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...
::lmao ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao finger4u finger4u
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2013, 12:29:21 pm »
Quote from: *schizophrenic* on April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...
hahahahahha,,,... kulit
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2013, 10:36:07 pm »
yayaman ako pag ganyan naging sideline ko  ::lmao
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2013, 04:11:47 am »
Quote from: *schizophrenic* on April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...

Grabe tawa ko dito. Tibay mo bro! Lol  laffman::
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2013, 04:19:08 am »
 ::) sakin na lang kau mag pa facial. Libre pa  ::)
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2013, 06:41:01 am »
Quote from: *schizophrenic* on April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...

 finger4u
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2013, 10:42:18 am »
Dina gagastos gf ko nyan, haha
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2013, 04:14:33 am »
Apparently, 51 year old actress Heather Locklear admit that her beauty secret arsenal is semen.

Locklear recently had an impromptu interview with TMZ reporters, and when they asked what keeps her looking so fresh and revitalized, she replied with: "You just put semen on your face."













uhmm, i'll stick to athena skin care na muna :D





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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2013, 05:41:02 pm »
Quote from: *schizophrenic* on April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...
   ::lmao  ::lmao  the best reply sa post!  toast::
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2013, 11:37:37 pm »
from that picture, it doesn't seem like it's working for her. But nevertheless maybe back then it did...so she drained Charlie Sheen's tank, haha
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2013, 07:45:14 am »
yes its true. its also a good vitamins for girls. so what are you waiting for? im giving it for free lol
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2013, 10:06:24 am »
Quote from: *schizophrenic* on April 20, 2013, 05:59:39 am
meron po ba kayong spa na bumibili ng tamod? para naman kumita tayu kahit papa ano, pag nahuli ni nanay nag babate, sabihin ko na "nag hahanap buhay ako" ...

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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2013, 11:02:36 am »
ayon sa bagong pagaaral mas mabisa daw kung t@e ang ipapahid sa mukha kesa sa sperm... triple action ayon sa study...
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2013, 02:16:37 pm »
naubusan na yata Si Sambora
kaya pala nag divorce sila bnana
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2013, 09:02:01 pm »
hoax lng iyan . kung totoo iyan bakit kagaspang ng pisngi ng pek2?
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Re: semen facial...@ the spa!
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2014, 01:18:01 am »
never tried facials kasi mas gusto sa mouth pinuputok kasi nga iswallow hehe... effective din kaya?
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