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para sa mga taga peyups
« on: January 04, 2010, 11:06:02 pm »
Koleksyon lang ito galing sa iba't ibang campus..na-forward sa akin.  senxa na at medyo mahaba.  mostly from diliman ata to kaya yung ibang prof di pamilyar sakin.  if meron pa kayong qoutable qoutes from your UP prof, don't hesitate to post it   music::
mods pa delete po if posted na tnx

Character professors…. Only in UP hehehe...
P.S. The farther you scroll down, the better it gets.

UP Professors' Quotable Quotes

1. 'The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! ' -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

2. 'Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class don’t worry about your grade. Let me worry about
it.' - Sir de jesus,envisci 1

3. (valentines day)
'Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo? Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria ang grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya...' (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig) 'I won't record this. Go find a date.' (sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.

4. Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read
minds... (silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffing -Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych

5. 'I don't give surprise long exams. All exams are
announced. Halimbawa…Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!' -Ma'am Chei

6. 'The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!! -Dr. Recio

7. 'Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun.' -Sir Atoy Navarro, Histo I

8. 'Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak
ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa.' -Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

10. 'Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!'
- Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class

11. ‘Nung freshie ako, atheist ako; pero pag nasa bahay, nagro-rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kung
magalit sa kin yun. -Socio 11 Prof
12. 'You do not fall in love; you rise in love. That's how you love rationally.'
--Dr. FG david

13. 'Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang problem set na yan dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!' – name witheld

14. 'Do not memorize! Analyze!' - Doc Nic, advising us, her students never to memorize reaction mechanisms.

15. 'Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa totoong buhay. Pero an approximation is good enough' -- Sir Engle, on ideal and real systems

16. 'Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin di ka papasa.'

17. 'UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?'

18. Sabi ng aming dean who is 80 yrs old, 'Class your laughing now, but i will predecease you
all'

19. Prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyo sa (xxx)
class: (tahimik)
prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo aral? Aral na lang
kayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!

20. Same Prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hoover dam?
class: (tahimik uli)
Prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!

21. Second day of classes
Same Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba naman ito... (tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored chalks)
class: (tahimik na nagmamasid)
Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk na ito, at sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang kulay na ito... brown, green, violet. Hindi makikita ito sa board. Convince them!
class: (tahimik at gulat)
Prof: …and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!

22. Terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see you next sem!


23. 'IE? Di naman engineering yun e' -Thesis adviser

24. Classmate: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami magreport?
Ma'am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.

25. Galing kay Sir U Eliserio during creative writing class...
'try everything once except incest'

26. … and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis ang bag sa table, nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw nasagot ng previous class niya ang question niya. kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot may plus points. kapag walang makasagot, lagot kami. Ang tanong.... 'Class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa TV show na wonder years'?

27. 'Im gay. So gay i could show you my penis because it is but an accessory to my body'
-jean navera, spcm1

28. ANOTHER PROF: 'Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child's intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag kayo kukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak niyo.'

29. 'We do not accept anyone here in class except for those who are members of a certain minority group. For example, gays are part of a minority group, bakla ka ba? If you admit to this class that you are gay, then I'll admit you'
-Prof 'hail to the chair', to a guy student na nagpre-prerog

30. 'Running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang.'

31. 'Bilib ka kay Alan Peter Cayetano? E ambaba ng grades n'un e!'

32. 'Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English, so when you're here in class, magsalita kayo ng English! Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda na ako…at ako ang teacher!'

33. more of Ma'am Ilao: 'Hindi mahirap makakuha ng UNO sa class ko. Yung gumradweyt last year na
Magna Cum Laude ng Biochem, uno siya sakin sa Chem 18'

34. from my socsci1 prof last sem: 'Birds of the same feather FLOCK together...don' t forget the L'.

35. 'Be ready with your speech because I am going to lambaste you!'
-namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after hearing sir navera sa spcm 1 namin

36. ‘Bakit parang napakaligaya ng klase niyo? maging sad naman kayo, 5 mins.' - prof ko sa math 100.

37. Italian professor: 'punyetissima! ' (sosyal pati mura, ITALIAN!)

38. When you graduate, then you begin to live.
-Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118

39. Sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko..sabi ni ma'am cathy
'wag na mahiya, you have nothing to lose but your face..'

40. Si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan.. 'ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi halata pag umiiyak..'

41. Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial points?
Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.

42. 'It's okay to smoke inside my class. As long as you don't breathe it out.'
-Dr. Obsioma, Biodiversity

43. 'Oh, this is good. It's poetic because it's perfectly stupid.'
- Ricardo de Ungria last week on my classmate's work.

44. Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that we're going to have an exam today?
Class: (dead air)
Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that we're going to have an exam today. I'm giving you five minutes then to buy a bluebook. We're going to have an exam today.


'The basis of optimism is sheer terror'—Oscar Wilde
"prinum nil nocere"

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Re: para sa mga taga peyups
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 12:21:34 am »
Nice post  finger4u

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Re: para sa mga taga peyups
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2010, 12:37:10 am »
to add up:

My Prof in Sociology: Aanhin ko pa ang thesis na yan kung di nyo rin naman magagawa ng tama?
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Re: para sa mga taga peyups
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