During a recent episode of Steve Harvey’s talk show, (https://twitter.com/smileyt22/status/543017760431689729) a woman told an unusual story about how she kept her boyfriend from cheating on her. You see, before he left the house, Jeanne would autograph his penis and take a picture of it. When he came home after a night out with his friends, she would pull down his pants and match up the picture from hours earlier.
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and just so you know my dear adulterers este marsmallows --use *vaseline to get rid of the ink ;D