Need Help? Contact the Espiya Helpdesk. CLICK HERE


« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: bisaya jowk  (Read 3343 times)

engklong

  • 2008 Guardians
  • Active - Two Stars
  • *
  • Posts: 111
  • Karma 0
bisaya jowk
« on: August 14, 2011, 04:42:09 am »
Inahan: Daghana og lung-ag, apila ang iring ug iro..
Anak: OK, Ma.
(pagkataud-taud)
Inahan: Inatay! Nganong duna’y iring sa nilung-ag?
Anak: Apil gani unta ang iro, wala lang jud masud..

=================

Anak: Tay, di ko katulog, daghan ma’g lamok!
Tatay: Pawngon nato ang suga aron di ta makit-an.
(Pagpawng sa suga, nanggawas ang mga aninipot)
Anak: Hala tay! Nagdala silag flashlight!!!
Logged

puchiko100

  • Active - Top Level
  • ***
  • Posts: 504
  • Karma 1
  • Gender: Male
Re: bisaya jowk
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 02:19:38 pm »
wala akong may na intindihan... laffman::
Logged
Let'z d0 tHe DeaTh DancE!!!

Goidz iN ThE HaUz!!..



""The best thing about loving and being hurt is that you get to know what true love really is. For as gold is tested in fire, and so will love be perfected in pain..""

trueface3000

  • Active - First Star
  • *
  • Posts: 6
  • Karma 0
  • Gender: Male
Re: bisaya jowk
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 04:49:51 pm »
wapak bai... more...
Logged

Paprika

  • Melodramatic Fool
  • Deep Penetration Agent
  • Active - Top Level
  • *
  • Posts: 6079
  • Karma 16
  • Gender: Male
  • Boy Haiku
Re: bisaya jowk
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 02:58:17 pm »
Mali man gud iyang pagkaingon. Dapat apili dili apila.  ::lmao
Logged
I know a word that starts with F and ends in UCK. Firetruck.

ONEP1ECE.MCMXCIII

  • Mature (18+)
  • Active - Top Level
  • *
  • Posts: 576
  • Karma 40
  • Action Speaks Louder Than Words :))
Re: bisaya jowk
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 07:48:42 pm »
Quote from: Paprika on September 17, 2011, 02:58:17 pm
Mali man gud iyang pagkaingon. Dapat apili dili apila.  ::lmao


mali man gane ka ug correction...ok raman gud pagkagamit niya..
Logged
sa personal na kayo magpa autograph :3

Paprika

  • Melodramatic Fool
  • Deep Penetration Agent
  • Active - Top Level
  • *
  • Posts: 6079
  • Karma 16
  • Gender: Male
  • Boy Haiku
Re: bisaya jowk
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 01:27:01 am »
Quote from: darknail925 on September 17, 2011, 07:48:42 pm

mali man gane ka ug correction...ok raman gud pagkagamit niya..

Lahi uy. Lituka pa. Pag muingon kag 'apili ang iring ug iro' naay klarong buot pasabot nga pwede bahinan ug linung-ag kay double meaning man kung 'apila'.

AMIGO: Kaon ta bai!
AKO: Nagluto pa ko.
AMIGO: Apili kog luto!
AKO: Sige!

---

AMIGO: Kaon ta bai!
AKO: Nagluto pa ko.
AMIGO: Apila kog luto!
AKO: Gusto sad ka lutuon o lutuan?

 toast::
Logged
I know a word that starts with F and ends in UCK. Firetruck.

MrMiles

  • 2007 Bravehearts
  • Active - Two Stars
  • *
  • Posts: 174
  • Karma 2
  • Gender: Male
Re: bisaya jowk
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 05:03:20 am »
MISIS 1: Mare, giunsa man nimo pagpauli ug sayo imo mister?
 
MISIS 2: text lang naku sya...
 
MISIS 1: unsa man gitext nimo?
 
MISIS 2: Sex starts at 7pm...with or without you!!!
 
butangi....
Logged
Sometimes God put us in Darkness to show us that He is the Light.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »