" Medyo long story so pls. be patient mga bro.."
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assasin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and theres a lot of testing
and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position.
After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing,
they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but only one
positon is available.
The day came for final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job.
The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will folow your instructions no matter what the circumstances"
they explained " inside the room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."
The man got shocked look in his face and said " you can't be serious ! I could never shoot my own wife!" "
"Well" says the CIA man,"youre difinitely not the right man for this job then."
So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun.
"We must know thet you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances",they explained to
the second man."Inside you will find your wife sitting in chair. Take this gun and kill her."
The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened.
The man came out of the room with tears is his eyes. " I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the
trigger and shoot my wife. I guess i'm not the right for the job." "No"the CIA man replied, "You dont
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Now they're down to a woman left to test.
Again they lead her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must
be sure that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances,this is your final test.
Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gin and kill him."
The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men
heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots.They heard screaming. crashing,
banging, on the walls. This went for a several minutes, Then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said
"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with chair!"
