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King CARLOS I

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are you a ricer???
« on: May 09, 2006, 04:29:46 pm »
ricer ka kung ang kotche mo may....

Stickers:
- mashado malake...
- If they are for a brand name that you do not have on your car....:D
- If they are a non-car related brand name.....
- If the color or style doesn't match your cars color and style....
- Pretty much all Vinyls (Flames, Dragons, Guys pointing at something, etc.)...your car'  s not a jeep dude...:D

Body Kits
- If they are too large!
- Mashadong exag!
- If you have not painted it to match your car....
- If you have not gotten it to fit right, ibig sabihin walang gaps.....

Wheels
- If you put on a widebody kit and and hindi mo pinalitan ang wheels mo, to come out far enough and fill up the kit....
- Spinners. They were cool for about a week....lol!
- Hub caps that are supposed to fool people into thinking they are rims....

Interior
- Aftermarket seats that are heavier than your stock seats are stupid....
- Large gauges, you do not need a 8" tach in your field of view...
- Painting things a different color to make a new color theme.....

Exhaust
- Aftermarket tip only, a tip will not add power and large tips on small displacement cars look stupid....

Lights
- 8 fog lights on your car and you aren't in the WRC.....:D
- Putting anything over your original lights to make them look like different lights....
- Clear light housings that are not stock....

Paint
- Ugly paint color...(kahit na stock ng manufacturer)

Ram Air Intake
- fake air intakes....
- If it's too large and you don't run at least 10's....

Misc
- Changing the badging on your car to the better models....(meron ban type-R na sentra???)
- Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque....and its a no-no...
- You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission....i know a lot of people who do this....:D
- instead of lowering springs, pinuputol mo nalang ang apat na coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground....
- You have more stereo watts than engine torque.....
- You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance....
- Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds....
- You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, subz, etc....
- You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that every time you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts....
- You own a V-TEC Hyundai or Mazda....:D
- You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic....
- You continuously run red lights because they are invisible thru your red window tint...
- You realize all of the above are true, and you still think you're cool...
- You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and don't know what they're for.....
- You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they're for.....
- You think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool....

my friend emailed me this one, i jus edited and picked some that i thought fitted a description of a ricer's car..n i added more...

don't be offended, this is my opinion lamang....

hahaha....:D

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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2006, 01:23:21 am »
...di ako makarelate sana bossing me pic kayong pinost para mas ok sa ating mga spies... thanks  ;)
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2006, 10:05:21 am »
nice one sir.
most pinoys do this intentionally.

hahaha, poor little boy.
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 03:03:42 am »
wat ricer? is it RACER?

or just wanabee?  sori for asking, di ko talaga magets.
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2006, 04:05:05 am »
ako ricer  ::)  ;D
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2006, 08:02:40 am »
tama ka dyan bossing...dami Ricer dito sa bacolod bossing ,,,may nakita nga ako rito sa bacolod eh...toyota ang tsikot pero ang vinyl steaker nang windsheild Mugen Racing...Tma ba yon?im sure ricer to ang owner...hahahaha..
 konti lng ang alam ko sa tsikot,,pero alam ko mali yon....heheheheh..

wannabe talaga ho.....  :) :) :)
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 12:14:53 pm »
 ;D ;D, I see lots of those in Bacolod.  I dont consider myself a ricer,  I like to keep my mods clean and keep it under the hood.  Sleeper effect.
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 03:38:37 pm »
Quote from: ilusyon on May 10, 2006, 01:23:21 am
...di ako makarelate sana bossing me pic kayong pinost para mas ok sa ating mga spies... thanks  ;)

siguro, u now hav a little idea who ricers are from the reps...hehe

actually, i hav nutin against ricers, but sumtimes, i just can't help it...;)

in the us, americans consider people who buys jap imports, like evo's, impreza's, supra's, skyline's, etc. as ricers...y? they put 2 tons worth of accessories into their cars....:D

dito sa pinas...madami....esp cars who put customized bumpers, or flares which makes their cars 30 feet wider,etc.

like wat myke said, i also tend to keep my cars clean.....;D
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2006, 07:01:50 pm »
Asians are fond of eating rice, hence the term Ricer for anyone who owns a modified asian made cars. 

In one of the attachments, the car is not japanese but made by ford.  A good example of the term Ricer.
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2006, 12:47:05 pm »
haha...nice rice myke...


here's a tip for ricer wanabees...
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2011, 08:40:03 pm »
i hate those cars with big ass wings on them.. lol... like over na sa pagkalaki eh... lol

my favorites: haha
"Exhaust
- Aftermarket tip only, a tip will not add power and large tips on small displacement cars look stupid...."

- 8 fog lights on your car and you aren't in the WRC..... (HAHAHA AMPOTPOT, 8 Fog Lights ihh)

- You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission ( HAHA this one cracked me up)
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 11:49:49 am »
the best way is to keep it clean. Glad mine didn't fall in ANY of those categories.
Stickers - 2.5 x 4 inch lower right windshield. Back windshield - standard TODA_Power sticker + standard DMF drift/racing sticker
Exterior - Mugen Lip/Chin ; SPOON SW388 rims ; CTR headlights ; TEIN damper kit
Interior - BRIDE Bucket seats ; SPOON guages
The Rest - All In The Motor

I guess this is one of the safest and most conservative way to go, no need to flash
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 04:42:21 pm »
tama, mas maganda simple and clean look lang.

for me mas preferred ko pa nga halos walang mods na visible eh, unless you open the hood, then you show a 2.0 turbo engine after you kicked the a$$ of a honda VTI / VTEC, corolla gli's and a couple of lancers glxi

madami dito sa pinas, super pimped ang sasakyan, hundreds of thousands na naubos, pero ang pangit pa din tignan.

i even saw a honda with a "NISMO" sun visor sticker. O_o honda =/= NISMO "nissan motor something"
a lancer with TOM'S Racing stickers
BMW Type-R   O_O
Mazda Type-R   o_O
at madami pang iba hehehe
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Re: are you a ricer???
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2011, 02:40:24 pm »
just make it clean and simple....


eat rice.... jdmu for the win :applause
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