Topic: what's the point of oral s3x?

[FerminaDaza]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2350785/Whats-point-oral-sex-New-scientific-study-says-men-perform-cunnilingus-minimize-risk-infidelity.html

Biologists set out to discover the point, evolutionarily not orgasmically, of a man performing oral sex on a woman. But back to the questions at hand: what does cunnilingus have to do with reproduction? Nothing really, scientists discovered when they evaluated data from 243 men in committed, heterosexual relationships. The research team hypothesized that cunnilingus-assisted orgasms helped sperm retention in the baby making process. But what they found was that the only discernible evolutionary reason for a man to perform oral sex on a woman was to stay on top (pun intended!) of the “sperm competition”, aka to keep her satisfied so that she won’t have sex with other men.

The new study, which must have been quite a doozy to work on, determined that men who go downtown are likely to use it as a "male retention tactic" to keep you from finding sexual bliss in someone else's sheets.

But the study concluded that oral sex really had nothing to do with trying to get a female pregnant -- it had more to do with keeping her happy.

Aww, that's nice, guys  

The study also sounds suspiciously like it concludes that less desirable men are more likely to muff dive, saying:

Men at greater recurrent risk of sperm competition are more likely to perform cunnilingus on their partner until she achieves orgasm.

OH,so the less desirable dudes are more likely to want to cunni her lingus?

anyhu,most part I have to agree with this study...If a guy doesn't ever want to take the downtown train,
You gurl tell him to take the next train out.  

@ spymen,alam na! secret weapon to keep her from cheating- daw.   

[Telesforo]

The point of oral sex is the conservation of trees.

[FerminaDaza]

The point of oral sex is the conservation of trees.

EH, or watering the plants po? 

[Telesforo]

EH, or watering the plants po? 

From trees kasi ang condom.

[leightot]

It is very important...I think it should be a law...

[FerminaDaza]

From trees kasi ang condom.

AH.see. honga pala thanks dear! (smart men,always in their heads)  

@ leigh, sana nga, gotta love the man who's generous & wanting to keep his woman 

[lady_spyngtondo]

hmmmmmm..... hahaha mabuhay ang lahat ng babae hahaha mangawit ang mangangawit hahaha

[burnhito]

It is very important...I think it should be a law...

yan dapat unahin na ipasa ngayon magkakasession na... kahit tumutol man ang simbahan magiging pro-cunnilingus ako...  yung mga anti magiging malamig ang gabi...

[khaliwally]

you have to be a cunning... linguist... to keep your woman happy... 

[Type_One]

life's not fair, that's what i would say

[Kik0y_Dakila]

hahaha...in relation to first paragraph..
for me "to make her happy" ... i agree..

Thanks madam..

[Schandelah]

nyahaha! yun lang!

[Pierro7]

yan dapat ang kasama sa RH Bill. 
then tingnan natin ang magiging opinion ng CBCP. 
I'm bad.

[deeper one zero]

bottomline:

 IT WAAAAAAAAYYY SAFE!