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story for you spyGirls...
[size=16]How To Poison Your Mother-in-Law - A China Story [/size]
A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got
married and went to live with her husband and
mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Lifound that
she couldnt get along with her mother-in-law at all.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was
angered by many of Her mother-in-laws habits. In
addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her
mother-in-law never Stopped arguing and fighting. But
what made the situation even worse was that, according
to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her
mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger
and unhappiness inthe house was causing Li-Lis poor
husband great distress. Finally, Li-Li could not stand
her mother-in-laws bad temper and dictatorship
any longer, and she decided to do something about it.
Li-Li went to see her fathers good friend, Mr. Huang,
who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked
if he would give her some poison so that she could
solve the problem once and for all. Mr.Huang thought
for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you
solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey
what I tell you."
Li-Li said, "Yes,
Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do." Mr.
Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few
minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You
cant use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your
mother-in-law, because that would cause people to
become suspicious.Therefore, I have given you a number
of herbs that will slowly build Up poison in her body.
Every other day prepare some delicious meal and Put a
little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to
make sure That nobody suspects you when she dies, you
must be very careful to act Very friendly towards her.
Dont argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat
her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr.
Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering
her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other
day, Li-Li served The specially treated food to her
mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said
about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her
temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like
her own mother. After six months had passed, the whole
household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling
her temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadnt had an argument
with her mother-in-law in six months because she now
seemed much kinder and easier to get along with. The
mother-in-laws attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she
began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept
telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the
best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and
her mother-in-law werenow treating each other like a
real mother and daughter. Li-Lis husband was very
happy to see what was happening.
One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his
help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me
to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law!
Shes changed into such a nice woman, and I love her
like my own mother. I do not want her to die because
of the poison I gave her." Mr. Huang smiled and nodded
his head. "Li-Li, theres nothing to worry about. I
never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were
vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in
your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has
been all washed away by the love which you gave
toher."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly
how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese
saying: "The person who loves others will also be
loved in return." God might be trying to work in
another persons life through you.
*this will solve the Problem d bale na kung mayaman ang Byinan mo dapat mabait tayo hehehe.. (Joke ang)
