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maturelover

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2018, 12:30:01 am »
#44
MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cellphone sa loob ng panty ko!!!!
        ..nagba-VIBRATE!!!
MR: eh anong gusto mong gawin ko?
       kukunin ko ba sa panty mo?
MRS: gago!!!! kunin mo agad ung charger
        at baka malowbatt!!!!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2018, 01:03:25 am »
#44
MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cellphone sa loob ng panty ko!!!!
        ..nagba-VIBRATE!!!
MR: eh anong gusto mong gawin ko?
       kukunin ko ba sa panty mo?
MRS: gago!!!! kunin mo agad ung charger
        at baka malowbatt!!!!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2018, 10:59:43 pm »
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bandido : I re-rape naming lahat ng babae dito sa bus.
bandido: Maiwan dito ang lahat ng mga babae
             at sa kabila naman ang mga lalake
babae : Pakiusap, wag nyo na po isama ang lola ko
            at matanda na cya
lola : sinabi na kasing lahat nang babae ...
        nakikialam ka pa eh!(galit mode).


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2018, 12:24:16 am »
# 45

bandido : I re-rape naming lahat ng babae dito sa bus.
bandido: Maiwan dito ang lahat ng mga babae
             at sa kabila naman ang mga lalake
babae : Pakiusap, wag nyo na po isama ang lola ko
            at matanda na cya
lola : sinabi na kasing lahat nang babae ...
        nakikialam ka pa eh!(galit mode).

May asim pa naman daw kasi si Lola at kaya pang makipagsabayan.\

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #79 on: May 29, 2018, 12:34:26 am »
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TATAY: Bagsak ka na naman!
          Bakit di mo gayahin si Pedro?
          Palaging may honor.
ANAK: Unfair naman po kung
         ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
ANAK: Eh, matalino kaya ang tatay nun!
TATAY: Ngeekkk!!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2018, 02:54:54 pm »
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TATAY: Bagsak ka na naman!
          Bakit di mo gayahin si Pedro?
          Palaging may honor.
ANAK: Unfair naman po kung
         ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
ANAK: Eh, matalino kaya ang tatay nun!
TATAY: Ngeekkk!!


oo nga naman tatay... mana mana lang yan...  laffman:: laffman:: laffman::

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #81 on: July 06, 2018, 11:32:27 pm »
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SENIOR HUSBAND: Dear pinakita ko lang ang mga puting buhok
ko sa dibdib, approved agad ang SSS pension ko.

WIFE: Pinakita mo na rin sana ang bird mo para
may dagdag - disability benefits.

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #82 on: July 07, 2018, 01:01:20 am »
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SENIOR HUSBAND: Dear pinakita ko lang ang mga puting buhok
ko sa dibdib, approved agad ang SSS pension ko.

WIFE: Pinakita mo na rin sana ang bird mo para
may dagdag - disability benefits.


Baka PWD yan. . .
Poor Weener Disability

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #83 on: July 13, 2018, 02:55:57 pm »

Baka PWD yan. . .
Poor Weener Disability


o kaya "person without DO..."   laffman:: laffman:: laffman::

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #84 on: July 13, 2018, 03:05:18 pm »
o kaya "person without DO..."   laffman:: laffman:: laffman::
Person Without DO__. . .
Yah, I get it. . .


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #85 on: December 26, 2018, 11:33:40 pm »

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Intsik patay punta sa heaven,
he asks St. Peter: "Ano dyan sa kabila?"
St. Peter: "Wala, impyerno. Super init!!"
Intsik: "Lipat ako dun."
St Peter: "Ha? Bakit?!"
Intsik: "Ako benta ice water.

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #86 on: December 27, 2018, 01:52:05 am »

#48
Intsik patay punta sa heaven,
he asks St. Peter: "Ano dyan sa kabila?"
St. Peter: "Wala, impyerno. Super init!!"
Intsik: "Lipat ako dun."
St Peter: "Ha? Bakit?!"
Intsik: "Ako benta ice water.

Ako naman, ibebenta ko, AIRCON para lumamig doon.

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2019, 08:28:21 pm »
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GF: Hayop ka, niloloko mo ako!
BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah!
GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae,
     at magkahawak pa kayo ng kamay!
     Talagang niloloko mo ako!
BF: Makinig ka muna? hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka?
      Yung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko!


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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #88 on: January 13, 2019, 06:38:59 pm »
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GUY : Doc, ang hina ng pandinig ko.
         Di ko marinig kahit utot ko.
DR. : Heto inumin mo ng isang linggo.
GUY : Lalakas na ang pandinig ko?
DR. : Hindi lalakas na ang utot mo

 laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: laffman::

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #89 on: March 14, 2019, 08:40:58 am »
re up na lang to kaisa mag PM PM trade.. baka ditto meorn makuwa psrulez::

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2019, 09:28:53 am »
 laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: laffman::

 bnana bnana bnana

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Re: @ More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2019, 02:48:14 pm »

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Re: @ More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2019, 09:33:40 pm »

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #93 on: May 05, 2019, 01:41:44 pm »

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #94 on: May 10, 2019, 11:08:14 pm »
 laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: laffman:: laffman::



 ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao

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« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2019, 11:31:51 pm »

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2019, 02:06:07 am »
 bnana bnana bnana bnana bnana



 ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao

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Re: More Pinoy Jokes
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