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Worst Pinoy Movies
« on: July 19, 2009, 07:30:50 pm »
Guys dito naman tayo. Kung me worst singer at worst band, isama na natin to. Yun lang mga naaalala niyo na tumatak talaga sa isip niyo dahl sa sobrang baduy o pangit! simulan ko na!

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1. Pamela-mela Wan - Vhong Navarro and Bayani Agbayani, ewan kung ano naisip nung direktor nito. Pinagtapal-tapal na basura!

2. Mr. Suave - Vhong Navarro again! another trashy movie

3. Penoy-Balut - 8O's flick starring Nora Aunor and Roderick Paulate, panahon ito ni Mother Lily na basta kumita lang ng pera. Isa sa pinakawalang kwentang pelikula sa kasaysayan!

4. Silaw - Bobby Andrews, Rica Peralejo, about dun sa General (played by Ronaldo Valdez) na nag-threaten na magpasabog ng Nuclear bomb ek-ek sa Pilipinas. Sobrang trying hard ng pagkagawa. Cheap movie!

5. Payaso - Kuya Germs Moreno, bata pa ko nung napanood ko to. hanggang ngayon malaki na ko, iniisip ko pa rin kung me kawawaan ba talaga ito.

6. Biokids - late 80's flick, ang tanda ko lang si Bembol Rocco ang kontrabida as Evil Clown (parang Joker. Ampangit ng epeks. very cheap!

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 07:34:16 pm »
naku yung mga pelikula ni manny pacquiao na ginawa... ni hindi ko nga alam na me ginaw syang pelikula eh...

sobrang bano umarte, ewan bat naisipang mag artista  :applause :applause :applause
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 07:43:15 pm »
ako pelikula ni mark lapid..bakit kasi pinipilit na mag artista kahit walang talent..
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2009, 08:07:45 pm »
Quote from: boin_bias on July 19, 2009, 07:43:15 pm
ako pelikula ni mark lapid..bakit kasi pinipilit na mag artista kahit walang talent..
di ba kumedi yon laffman::
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2009, 08:58:40 pm »
Quote from: boin_bias on July 19, 2009, 07:43:15 pm
ako pelikula ni mark lapid..bakit kasi pinipilit na mag artista kahit walang talent..

Saging lang ang may Puso!!!  ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2009, 09:00:52 pm »
ay mali yung video link, eto pala.  ::lmao ::lmao ::lmao

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BffCNt_3r2o[/youtube]
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2009, 09:15:41 pm »
dun sa anak ni arroyo na pelikula ubod sigurado ng pangit hahaha
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2009, 09:23:37 pm »
Mga pelikula ng politiko tulad ni mark lapid at mikey arroyo. Dati artista ang gustong maging politiko, ngayon politiko na gustong mag-artista.
Mga pelikula ni manny pacquiao, you know.Di na lang kasi magconcentrate sa boxing, you know.
Yung payaso nga ni german moreno. very depressing e, ironic noh?
Yung mga low budget na rated-r na pelikula na kala mo marami kang makikita yun pala wala naman masyado.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 09:53:47 pm »
Quote from: marcusius on July 19, 2009, 09:23:37 pm
Mga pelikula ng politiko tulad ni mark lapid at mikey arroyo. Dati artista ang gustong maging politiko, ngayon politiko na gustong mag-artista.
Mga pelikula ni manny pacquiao, you know.Di na lang kasi magconcentrate sa boxing, you know.
Yung payaso nga ni german moreno. very depressing e, ironic noh?
Yung mga low budget na rated-r na pelikula na kala mo marami kang makikita yun pala wala naman masyado.  >:( >:( >:(


korek ka diyan pare. yung mga rated r na pag nabasa mo sa tabloid e "matitindindi"kuno ang eksena, tapos wala pala. ang musical scoring pa e galing sa mga videoke! heheheeh
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 10:03:23 pm »
psst boy halika! <<<unang action movie ni nino muchlach.  laffman:: una kong kinabwisitan na pelikula noong bata pa ako. laffman:: laffman:: laffman::
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 11:37:58 pm »
 ung movie ni KC saka Richard na For The First Time........super wala wenta...buong movie yata nakatulog ako hahaha
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2009, 11:50:56 pm »
ako.. worst movie, Boatman ( kc nahuli ako ng tita ko na nagmamaryang-palad kaya ayun! gulpe!! wahahaha)
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 12:18:42 am »
para sa akin ang lahat nang pelikula ni sam melby, WALANG KA KUWENTA KUWENTA..... hindi marunong umarte... umingles lang.... ginawan na nang pilikula
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 05:51:39 pm »
michael and madonna ni ogie alcasid :D
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 09:42:32 am »
super islaw ni richard gomez
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 11:17:48 am »
Mano Po Series - ano ba meron sa palabas na toh?.. kasi palaging nanalo kahit panget storya pati hindi naman makakarelate pinoy dito kasi pang intsik lang toh eh

mga plabas ni jinggoy at mark lapid
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2009, 02:04:25 pm »
ung mg movie ngaun na puro loveteam-loveteam

mag shota sila ngayon kasi may pelikula

ginagawang tanga ang mga tao

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 10:27:25 am »
yung panahon ng batang z, batang x pati yung kay andrew e na super hero sya estranghero ata
naku tulong po
natatawa lang ako sa mga pelikulang yan
at least palipas oras nung napanood ko sila sa bus hahaha
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2009, 10:14:33 pm »
almost lahat ng movie after napatalsik si marcos

mga walang kwenta isang plot lang, isang story lang mahirap yumaman, bida nabubugbog, may disco/bar, may beach, isang baril ubos ang isang batalyon kalaban it's bullshit

only few movies lang ang nagustusan ko mula 90's to present
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2009, 11:33:43 pm »
oo! Inaamin ko! Saging lang kami! Pero maghanap ka ng puno sa pilipinas! Saging lang ang may PUSO! ^_^ Syeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2009, 11:39:27 pm »
halos lahat ng mga bago ngayon na lumalabas and mga movies ni vhong navarro na nagpipilit maging jim carrey
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2009, 12:33:05 am »
Palagay ko ang dapat na tanong QUALITY PINOY MOVIES. Kasi mapupuno ang page na ito sa dami ng walang entang. Pinoy Movie.

For me, eto quality movies:

1. Tinimbang ka ngunit Kulang
2. Atsay
3. Tag-ulan sa tag-araw
4. Maynila sa mga kuko ng liwanag
5. Asedillo
6. Kapag puno na ang salop Part 1
7. Muslim 357
8. Masahol pa sa hayop
9. Pinakamagandang hayop sa balat ng lupa (Original)
10. Panday Series
11. Ibog Adarna

May kokontra?  ;D
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2009, 01:08:32 am »
lahat, as in, LAHAT ng mainstream pinoy cinema. Usually yung mga titles na theme song rin ng pelikula (eg You Are The One, Because of You, For the First Time etc etc)

sorry to be blunt but pinoy mainstream is a fucking insult to the word "Cinema".

"Trash" is more like it
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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2009, 09:54:48 am »
lol! ibog adarna...
non-sense talaga..
nilagyan pa ng twist ng Ang TV...
korning twist.  ::lmao ::lmao

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Re: Worst Pinoy Movies
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2009, 10:29:12 am »
gagamboy ni vhong navarro... walang kwenta!

ang lugar na sinusyutingan... peke... sa loob lang ng isang studio...


kahit anung gawin... peke talaga!

lahat ng movie ng star cinema... walang kwenta...

akala mo maganda kasi yung triller nya... parang sobrang ganda....

pero pag pinapanood mo na.... langya! sayang oras at pera mo....


mga corny... walang storya! kahit pinoy... halos di ko magets ang storya!
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