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In The Eyes Of A Kid
« on: May 01, 2009, 06:52:06 am »
Explaining politics to your kids

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we can call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you
the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets
up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his
diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his
mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father
in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now" The father says, "Good, son, tell me
in your own words what you think politics is all about."The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class,while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep S***.

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Re: In The Eyes Of A Kid
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 10:37:47 pm »
Hahaha Natawa akoh dun ah... ;D ;D ;D




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Re: In The Eyes Of A Kid
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 10:41:42 pm »
people really are in deep sh*t...  ;D
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Re: In The Eyes Of A Kid
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 10:53:14 pm »
Really really DEEP SHIT! Ang President ay malibog! hahaha!