Need Help? Contact the Espiya Helpdesk. CLICK HERE


Author Topic: installing husband software program  (Read 785 times)

asanti

  • 2007 Bravehearts
  • Active - Top Level
  • *
  • Posts: 1250
  • Karma 7
  • Gender: Male
  • WHO DARES WINS
installing husband software program
« on: February 19, 2009, 01:30:45 am »
INSTALLING A HUSBAND SOFTWARE PROGRAM

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as:
• NBA  5.0,
• PBA  3.0  and
• SABADO NIGHTS  4.1.

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
*Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0 update.
•        If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and  Flowers 3.5.   However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
•        Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the  Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
•        Cooking 3.0 and
•        Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support
**

GOD GIVE US TWO EARS, TWO EYES, and ONE MOUTH so that we may look and listen twice but talk only once