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My Secret Dream Secretary
« on: December 19, 2008, 06:56:03 pm »
Here is my secret plan.. Someday I when Espiya becomes a Corporation I will hire a secretary like the one below.

I'm working on my laptop, she says...

"Sir does this report look okay to you?"

I will say "Yes, from my VIEWPOINT that looks okay.... Maybe you can remove the cover and enlarge the font-size so I can see better. It's a little bit tight.

By the way, could you move closer? Meron kang dumi sa mata."

The only problem is, when my wife Commander General finds about my secretary, she will fire her!

Kawawa naman, qualified pa naman sa Espiya Scholarship for Graduate Studies.

This is our secret, okay spies?!

Don't tell my wife about my Secret Dream Secretary. Someday Holmes, someday....



« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 07:11:33 pm by Sargeant General (SG) »
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 07:02:22 pm »
Sir pag my opening sa espiya corp. baka pwede kami maging empleyado hehehehe
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 07:07:05 pm »
Quote from: Phantom Assassin Mortred on December 19, 2008, 07:02:22 pm
Sir pag my opening sa espiya corp. baka pwede kami maging empleyado hehehehe

Sige, ikaw taga-pindot ng space bar ko. Para maganda ang positioning mo.
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 07:13:21 pm »
Security guard na lang sir!. Bawal pumasok ang babaeng balot na balot. No skin no entry hehehe
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 07:16:20 pm »
Quote from: Phantom Assassin Mortred on December 19, 2008, 07:13:21 pm
Security guard na lang sir!. Bawal pumasok ang babaeng balot na balot. No skin no entry hehehe

Sure security guard, I need you to block my wife's entry. Tanungin mo si Diskumpyado kung ano itsura ni Misis para alam mo kung paparating na sya. Then blow the whistle.

Kaya lang di ka pwede magdala ng itim na batuta, baka magustuhan ni My Secret Dream Secretary ang batuta mo. :) Taser na lang.
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 07:23:39 pm »


ako boss, personal bodyguard, lahat ng aaway syo, babanatan ko muna...hahahaha..sexy ng secretarya natin.


                                                                     :D :D :D
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 07:27:25 pm »
Quote from: Kabute on December 19, 2008, 07:23:39 pm

ako boss, personal bodyguard, lahat ng aaway syo, babanatan ko muna...hahahaha..sexy ng secretarya natin.


                                                                     :D :D :D

Mahilig ka palang bumanat... Delikado ang My Secret Dream Secretary ko sa yo.  music::
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 07:28:49 pm »
I need an outsourcer to work for me. Gusto ko rin ng gaya nyan! Any interested applicants, just pm me. Girls only! ;D
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 07:30:53 pm »
Quote from: IWM on December 19, 2008, 07:28:49 pm
I need an outsourcer to work for me. Gusto ko rin ng gaya nyan! Any interested applicants, just pm me. Girls only! ;D

Girls only? Hehe, apat lang yata girls dito. Sa Odesk, mate, madami freelancer na Pinay na talaga naman magugustuhan mo. PM me.

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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 07:33:47 pm »
Quote from: Sargeant General (SG) on December 19, 2008, 07:30:53 pm
Girls only? Hehe, apat lang yata girls dito. Sa Odesk, mate, madami freelancer na Pinay na talaga naman magugustuhan mo. PM me.



Delikado sa oDesk, inintroduce ko kasi kay kumander yun. Baka isa na si kumander sa mga naka-apply sayo huh. Delikado :D
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 07:45:07 pm »
Quote from: Sargeant General (SG) on December 19, 2008, 07:27:25 pm
Mahilig ka palang bumanat... Delikado ang My Secret Dream Secretary ko sa yo.  music::

hahahaha..SG yung mga aaway lng syo ang babanatan ko, pero xempre bigyan mo din ako ng ibang banat  :D :D :D
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 07:51:19 pm »
ako sg,pwede bang secretary na lang ni dream secretary? taga punsas ng pawis. taga sabon ng kamay. taga paligo. ok na sa akin yun sg.
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2008, 07:51:42 pm »
Quote from: Kabute on December 19, 2008, 07:45:07 pm
hahahaha..SG yung mga aaway lng syo ang babanatan ko, pero xempre bigyan mo din ako ng ibang banat  :D :D :D

Sige sa 'yo yung may-ari ng cafeteria sa first floor. Negosyanteng Tsinita. Remember, the HQ of Espiya Corp. is in HongKong.

Foreign investors ang status natin. Meron tayong diplomatic immunity from sexual harassment suits. :)
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2008, 07:55:04 pm »
Quote from: the hunt3râ„¢ on December 19, 2008, 07:51:19 pm
ako sg,pwede bang secretary na lang ni dream secretary? taga punsas ng pawis. taga sabon ng kamay. taga paligo. ok na sa akin yun sg.

Basta ang gagamitin mong sabon, dapat Camay, tapos yung Shampoo, Gee You Hair Smells Terrific.

Medyo hindi pinagpapawisan ang aking Secret Dream Secretary kasi manipis ang mga suot nya.
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2008, 07:56:08 pm »
Quote from: Sargeant General (SG) on December 19, 2008, 07:51:42 pm
Sige sa 'yo yung may-ari ng cafeteria sa first floor. Negosyanteng Tsinita. Remember, the HQ of Espiya Corp. is in HongKong.

Foreign investors ang status natin. Meron tayong diplomatic immunity from sexual harassment suits. :)

hahaha, HK ba kamo HQ natin? sweet! MTR lang pla katapat nyan boss SG! im 30 mins away from HK, tatawid lng ako ng border. toast::
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 07:59:45 pm »
Quote from: Sargeant General (SG) on December 19, 2008, 07:55:04 pm
Basta ang gagamitin mong sabon, dapat Camay, tapos yung Shampoo, Gee You Hair Smells Terrific.

Medyo hindi pinagpapawisan ang aking Secret Dream Secretary kasi manipis ang mga suot nya.
sure. no problem. kung gusto mo oil of olay pa o kaya dove.hehehe!paano kung gininaw siya? pwede ko ba siyang yakapin? or para sa iyo lang yun?
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 08:02:19 pm »
Quote from: the hunt3râ„¢ on December 19, 2008, 07:59:45 pm
sure. no problem. kung gusto mo oil of olay pa o kaya dove.hehehe!paano kung gininaw siya? pwede ko ba siyang yakapin? or para sa iyo lang yun?

Pag yinakap mo sya, nakayakap na ka rin sa kin, kasi nakayakap na ko sa kanya eh. Bali ako ang niyayakap mo. Ikaw ha!
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2008, 08:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Sargeant General (SG) on December 19, 2008, 08:02:19 pm
Pag yinakap mo sya, nakayakap na ka rin sa kin, kasi nakayakap na ko sa kanya eh. Bali ako ang niyayakap mo. Ikaw ha!
ayyyy! type ko yan sg. hehe! joke only. cge taga hugas na lang ng kamay.
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2008, 08:09:08 pm »
Since she's always typing, her hands might get tired.. I could massage her hands, and all other areas that needs massaging.. :D
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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2008, 08:16:30 pm »
Quote from: Master Dave on December 19, 2008, 08:09:08 pm
Since she's always typing, her hands might get tired.. I could massage her hands, and all other areas that needs massaging.. :D

She won't type at all. She'll use voice activated dictation software. Her hands are reserved for massaging me. Okay while she massage me, you massage her. Then I massage you with coconut oil. Win-win situation.
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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2008, 08:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Sargeant General (SG) on December 19, 2008, 08:16:30 pm
She won't type at all. She'll use voice activated dictation software. Her hands are reserved for massaging me. Okay while she massage me, you massage her. Then I massage you with coconut oil. Win-win situation.

that's a good idea.. but maybe I'll hire another secretary to massage me and you'll massage her.. it helps a lot with the vision I'm seeing when I think about the scenario.. :D
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2008, 08:35:56 pm »
can i be the VP for external affairs?  ::)  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2008, 08:43:18 pm »
SG.. paano naman ako... naubusan na ata ako ng position sa corp. nyo? any position will do na lang siguro basta para sa secretary nyo SG....  toast::
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Re: My Secret Dream Secretary
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2008, 08:58:47 pm »
Quote from: Jann Frost on December 19, 2008, 08:35:56 pm
can i be the VP for external affairs?  ::)  ;D

THat has been taken. You can be VP for Internal Examinations
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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2008, 09:00:06 pm »
Quote from: deosh_pilyo on December 19, 2008, 08:43:18 pm
SG.. paano naman ako... naubusan na ata ako ng position sa corp. nyo? any position will do na lang siguro basta para sa secretary nyo SG....  toast::

You can be the Wardrobe Manager. You will decide what My Secret Dream Secretary will wear when she disrobes.

Lace, satin, leather or feather.
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