A mother took her little boy to church. While in church, the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
She told him, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on, whenever you have to pee, just tell me that you have to whisper."
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father. During the service, the boy said, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear?"
-- Paelin Chen
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ANG FAIRY BOW.....
may isang panget na lalaki na humiling sa isang fairy.
Fairy: ano ang iyong kahilingan ginoo?
Lalaki: may mapa ako dito ng america, dalhim mo ko doon para matagpuan ang babae ng buhay ko
Fairy: hinde pwede dito lang sa pilipinas gumagana ang kapangyarihan ko
Lalaki: o sige, maging mortal ka na lang at pakasalan mo ako
Fairy: patingin nga uli ng pu**** inang mapang yan at baka magawaan ng paraan!!!
