Topic: DNA

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DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nuclei and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine;

it carries the cell's genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the sequence of its nucleotides.

Thus,people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as::
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Prostitute: DNAvirgin

Old Maid: DNAgamit

Bachelor: DNAkasal

Arab: DNAahit

Water Conservationist: DNAliligo

Bin Laden: DNAhanap at DNAhuli

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo: DNAaamin.

Pandak: DNAtumangkad

Town Fiesta: DNAyo

Loser: DNAya

Uncircumcised: DNAtuli

Not Good Looking: DNAbale

DNAtawa kayo!



DNAkayo mabiro...... .....