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faqrt & farting - A psychological take on fart and farting
« on: October 23, 2007, 04:55:48 pm »
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A psychological take on fart and farting


*Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

*Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.

*Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

*Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.


*Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

*Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

*Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

*Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

*Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

*Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.

*Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.


*Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

*Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.


*Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

*Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

*Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.


*Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

*Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

*Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.


What kind are you?


Famous Fart Quotes

My philosophy of dating is to just fart away.
Jenny McCarthy - Actress

Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson - US President


I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegurt - American Writer
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