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Part 1
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules :
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and what time I want and I don't expect any hassles from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, " No that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not!"
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Part2
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The Husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever""Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part 3
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irratated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." He asks, "In bed this early, doing what?" She answers,"Yeah, getting a second opinion!"
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Part 4
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up!"
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