Q: Kung si Rizal at si Ninoy nasa piso, saan si Erap?
A: Sa tokens sa casino.
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Erap: Bakit itinayo ang rebulto ni Andres Bonifacio sa Monumento?
Cory: Siyempre, para magsilbing alaala sa kanya.
Erap: An'tanga mo talaga.
Cory: Bakit?
Erap: Siyempre, kapag inihiga, eh di makakabuhol-buhol ang trafik.
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Erap and Loi eating in a restaurant.
Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Erap: Ano'ng problema mo, eh Eat All You Can naman ito!
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Erap looked at the librarian and said:
This is the most boring book I've ever read. It has no plot, yet so many characters.
Librarian: Excuse Sir, that is a telephone directory.
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Secretary: Bwisit! Ginamit na naman ni Sir Erap yung computer!
Man: Bakit?
Secretary: Tingnan mo, puno ng liquid paper yung monitor!
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With the current hostage problem in Jolo by the Abu Sayaf, here
are the mottos of different parties involved in this hostage crisis :
For the Army . . . . . . . "No pain, no gain."
For the Air Force . . . . "No guts, no glory."
For the Marines . . . . . "No fight, no surrender."
For the Abu Sayaf's . . "No ransom, no release."
For Erap . . . . . . . . . . "No read, no write."
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