The Three Men
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the
Time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When
You're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take
Laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and
Nothin comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst
Age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-
Old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee
Like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every
Morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me
Get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and
Crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about
Being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
