There used to be two kinds of kisses.
First when girls were kissed and deserted;
second, when they were engaged.
Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted.
If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl,
everyone knew he was through with her.
If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same
everyone knows it's because he can't kiss her any more.
Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays.
Mr. Copernicus