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Who is your Insurer
« on: November 13, 2006, 03:42:25 pm »
 

           Who is your Insurer


1. If you sleep with your wife, that is: Legal and General.

 2. if you sleep with someone else's wife, that is: Mutual and Federal.

 3. if you sleep with mother - in - law, that is: Old Mutual.

 4. if you sleep with your girlfriend, that is: Mutual Trust.

 5. if you sleep with a prostitute, that is: Commercial  Union.

 6. if you sleep with a black man, that is: African Life.

 7. if you sleep with all types, that is: Group Life.

 8. if you sleep with a vibrator, that is; Auto and  General.

 9. if you sleep with someone in a public place, that is:  Liberty
Life.

 10. if you sleep with more than one partner at the same time, that is:
Prestasie.

11. if a white person sleeps with a black person,that is:  Saambou.

12. if a man sleeps with another man its called Discovery
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