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bettymay

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Jokes
« on: September 19, 2006, 05:57:37 am »
Guro:  cno c jose rizal?
Juan: D ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw  pepe?
Pepe: D rin po.
Guro: D nyo kilala c  jose  rizal?
  Pedro: Ma'm, baka po s kabilang section  sya!
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Paano humamon ng AWAY  ang...
BULAG?
Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
DULING?
Isa  Isa Lang! para patas ang  Laban!
PILAY?
Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan!

__________________________
 
AMO:  day, gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis, sulat mo sa
pader.
Maid: yis  ati!
NEXT DAY
... nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader:
EPES  MAMATAY KAUNG LAHAT! SYET PAKYO!

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Pedro: Pare galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng  hearing
aid...
Grabe
ang lakas na ng pandinig ko!
Juan:tlaga?!?!  Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang...

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Girl: Doc, pa check up po.
Doc: Sige hubad ka ng panty at  bra, tapos higa ka.
Girl: Hindi po ako, itong lola ko po.
Doc:  Sige lola, hinga na lang ng  malalim...


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 01:14:18 pm »
tol more jokes pa nga.. penge ako.. thanks
"If you don't like me, do you think I like you?"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 10:56:45 pm »
Sayings to live by:
1. Birds of the same feather  are the same birds
2. do not do unto others what you can't do
3.  an apple a day is not an apple at night
4. when the cat is away the mouse  is alone
5. if others can do it, dont help
6. tell me who your  friends are and I'll tell you mine
7. early to bed and early to rise  makes you sleepy in the
afternoon

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sa English: Eat all you can, dont be shy... feel at  home...
sa Tagalog: Kain lang kayo ng kain. Walang hiya kayo...pakiramdam
nyo
bahay
nyo  ito!

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Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing  ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso  mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh...  Lumalaban!!

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Two nurses on duty...
Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga,  bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong  pwet ko kaya naiwan yung
ballpen 
ko!!

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Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o  pasukan ng bubuyog
sa
   pwet?

Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong  pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si  Jolibee!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 07:16:22 am »


Parishioner:Father  bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa
may
kumbento? may asawa  ka?

Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! 
Tumatanggap
ako ng  labada!

_______________________________


GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!

BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama  ah!

GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!!

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Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako?

    Beef Lucky Me!

Ano ang "maswerte ako  Inay?"

   Lucky Me Mami!

Ano ang "maswerte  akong lalake?"

    Lucky Me with  Egg!

________________________________



Nun: I was raped... what shall i  do?

Mother Superior: Hir, take this   calamansi.

Nun: wil ds ease d pain?

Mother  Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo,
Gagits!!!

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Nay? bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni  ate?

Kasi anak dun namin siya  ginawa ng itay  mo...

Eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?

Ay, tumigil ka na  nga Luneta at baka mapalo kita! tawagin mo na si

kuya
   FX
mo!

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A mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital  bed.

after a song dumapa sya

the nurse  asked...

"O, bakit ka bumaliktad?"

he  answered:

"Adik ka ba?! Side B na  kaya!"

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Sabi Airforce: "No Guts No Glory!"

Sabi Marines:  "No Retreat No Surrender!"

Sabi Army: "No Pain, No  Gain!"

naks! ayaw patalo

Security Guards: "No I.D. No  Entry!"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2006, 05:00:39 am »

Sorry kung wrong thread ako... pakilipat nalng po kung hindi pwede dto..
pero sana  dto nalng po. salamat!

HONEYMOON:

Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm  still a  virgin

Husband: You mean ako ang  una?

Wife: Yes, do it na

Husband: I did it na,  kanina pa!!

Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala

_______________________


Ama:  Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!

BF: May asawa na po  ako!

Ama: Pano 'to?

BF: Areglo na lang po... 2 M  pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl

Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER  CHANS ha?

______________________


BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):

Hello... may  tao po ba sa Room 168?

Telephone Operator: Wala po,  Bakit?

Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

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FACT: did you know that those  people who laugh with "hehe" loves
sex
and
people who laugh with "haha"  are  intelligent?

   ...wala lang, just to let you know.  hehe...

   Ay, haha  pala!

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Maid: Sir sinong mas yummy? si mam ba o  ako?

Sir: Syempre naman ikaw day! bakit?

Maid:  Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako eh... sabi kasi ng driver, eh
mas
   yummy
daw  talaga si mam!

____________________________________


A chinese and Steven Spielberg were  drunk in a bar...

Spielberg hit the chinese...

Chinese: why you hit me?

Spielberg: coz you  bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.

Chinese: but I am  chinese not  Japanese, stupid!

Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese,  Chinese... all the same!

   ... chinese punched  Spielberg

Spielberg: why you hit me too?

Chinese:  Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.

Spielberg: but the Titanic was  sunk by an iceberg, you fool!

Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg,  Spielberg... you are all the same!!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2006, 09:36:10 am »
miss bettymay taga rizal ka ba?
saan dun?
okay ang mga jokes mo kaya lang wrong thread....
punta ka sa

http://espiya.net/forum/index.php?board=54.0

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2006, 12:08:18 am »
Modz pls pakilipat lng po.



Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto  mga gud partner

Kuba: Mapagkumbaba

Pilay: Hindi ka  tatakbuhan

Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo

Pipi:  Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words

Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag isa!

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Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th  Anniversary natin?

Husband: Dalhin kita sa  Africa...

Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh!  sa 50th  Anniversary natin?

Husband: Susunduin na  kita!

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Quote for the  Day

Ang Buhay ay  parang  bato







It's  Hard.




A Husband came home 4AM and saw his  wife in bed with another man

His wife shouted at  him,

   "Where have you been?"

Husband: "Who  is that man?!?"

Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the  topic!!"

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Ellen: eto nga ung joke: sa story of  adam and eve... sbi ng ibang
lahi...
definitely daw hindi pinoy si eba at  adan...dahil kung pinoy daw,
hindi
nun
kakainin ung apple...ahas  daw ang kakainin ng pinoy!

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Pasikatan ng  Graduates

UP:  Many past president graduated from our  school; Roxas,
Quirino,
Laurel,
Garcia and Marcos,  just to  name a few

Ateneo: That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates  became
national
heroes: Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen.  Antonio Luna,
Evelio
Javier and many others.

La Salle:  Wala yan! Talo yan sa mga Graduates namin!

UP and Ateneo: Bakit?  sino ba ang graduates nyo?

La Salle: Aba marami kaming sikat na  graduates: si Gary
Valenciano,
Dindong
Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid at  Monsour Del Rosario

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2006, 03:02:27 pm »
BUS  HINOLDAP!

Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
Lola: Sinabi na ngang  LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang 'to!

__________________________


Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa  elevator

Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: tanga!  inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh
wala               pa tayong tiket!

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Pedro bumps a  foreigner

Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry  too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro:  (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: i think you are  sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven   sunod!

__________________________
 

Love is a hidden fire,

a  pleasant sore,

a soothing pain,

an agreeable  torment,

a sweet wound,

in short - a gentle  death!

ang lalim! shet!

dati

Love  is blind lang eh!

__________________________________

Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!

Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay,  lahat
ng
problema mo problema ko...  ano problema   natin?

Mister: nabuntis natin si Inday, ako ang  ama!

_______________________________________________-


Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?

Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata,  Macho!

Pedro: Nagseselos ka?

Juan: Nagtataka lang  ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!

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Bakla at Macho  nagkasabay sa CR...

Bakla: Ang laki naman nyan  sayo...

Macho: Wala na tong silbi kasi iniwan na ako ng GF ko...  puputulin
ko
na
lang at ipapakain sa aso!

Bakla: aw! aw!  aw!

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BUS  HINOLDAP!

Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
Lola: Sinabi na ngang  LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang 'to!

__________________________


Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa  elevator

Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: tanga!  inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh
wala               pa tayong tiket!

__________________________




Pedro bumps a  foreigner

Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry  too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro:  (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: i think you are  sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven   sunod!

__________________________
 

Love is a hidden fire,

a  pleasant sore,

a soothing pain,

an agreeable  torment,

a sweet wound,

in short - a gentle  death!

ang lalim! shet!

dati

Love  is blind lang eh!

__________________________________

Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!

Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay,  lahat
ng
problema mo problema ko...  ano problema   natin?

Mister: nabuntis natin si Inday, ako ang  ama!

_______________________________________________-


Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?

Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata,  Macho!

Pedro: Nagseselos ka?

Juan: Nagtataka lang  ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!

_____________________________________



Women are physically stronger  than men...

Why?

Because women can carry two   mountains at a time!

while men can carry only two  eggs...

Take Note!

with the help of a bird  pa!


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2006, 12:54:11 pm »
Chinese on his  deathbed...

Akyen panganay, nandyan  ba?

Opo.

Akyen junior nandyan  ba?

Opo.

Akyen asawa nandyan  ba?

Opo.

Anak ng... lahat kayo nandito! ala tao sa  tindahan!

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4 kinds of "Utot"

1. Long but Harmless

2. Loud and  Proud

3. Silent but Violent

4. Wet and Wild

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Ang buhay parang  gulong...





Wala parang gulong  lang...

Gusto mo parang bubong?... e di sige

Ang  buhay parang bubong...

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Madre: Father, tell your  seminarian not to urinate along the
fence...

Father: Sister  naman, maliit na bagay lang papansinin mo pa...

Madre: No  Malalaki, Father.. Malalaki!

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Teacher: Sino pumatay  kay Magellan, may initial na LL?

Student: Lito  Lapid?

Teacher: Inuulit ang pangalan  nya...

Student: Lito Lito?

Teacher: Mahaba buhok  nya!

Student: Lot Lot?

Teacher: Madami sila...

Student: Lot Lot And Friends?

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Three girls make paalam to their  Dad...

Girl 1: Dad, I'm going out with Pete to  Eat.

Girl2: I'm going out with Lance to Dance.

Girl3: I'm going out with Chuk to...

Dad: Ah,  Hinde! Dito ka lang sa bahay!!!

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Alam mo ba kung bakit may sabaw  ang balot?

Kung Ikaw kaya ang ikulong sa shell... saan ka  ji-jingle?

Aber?

Saan??

Sumagot  kaaaa!!!

SaaaAANNNNNNN ?!?!?!

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Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak  kasi magsasaka na, "ano
ang
plano
mong itanim sa sakahan mo  anak?"

Anak: flowers papa! lots of Bongacious  Flowers!!

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Ama: Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla  ha?
Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!
Ama: Yan! Astig!
Anak: Inay?  nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko?
Ina: Alin? yung pink?

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Mommy 1: Ano ang pinapainom mo sa baby  mo?
Mommy2: Promil para Matatag na Pangarap! eh  ikaw?
Mommy3:  Ako? Emperador, sa Totoong Tagumpay!

______________________
 

Pare 1: Pare, sa wakas nag ka GF na rin  ako!!
Pare 2: Bakit!?! Ngayon ka lang ba nagka GF?
Pare 1: OO  pare! sobrang higpit kasi ni Misis eh! Ngayon lang ako
nakalusot!

___________________________



Prospective Employer to  Applicant: " So why did you leave your
previous job?"
Applicant: "  The company relocated and they did not tell me
where!"

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Bisaya 1: "  Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili  bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER  iyan. Gisulat niya sa
likud              o,"'SAFARI'."

_______________________

Misis: " Sir,  mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi  dinala
Niya ang limang anak  namin."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Misis: " Honey, ibalik mo na  ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang
sa              Iyo diyan!"

________________


WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi  ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL",
Kaya ito uwi agad ako.


______________________

Lasing (takot): may multo sa  banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bakit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag  papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: punyeta ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!

_______________________________

AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon  inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin  mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin  mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili

____________________________



Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro:  ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman  sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay  mo?
J: Baraha.


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Sino mas kawawa? yung taong  iniwan ng mahal  nya?
o mga taong nagmamahal ng walang gusto sa  kanya?
pareho lang di ba?
pero mas kawawa yung  taong...
bihis na bihis na tapos...
hindi naman pala kasama  !?!


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Bata : Takot  ako bunot ipin!

Doktor: Wag ka takot bigyan kita gamot,  pangpatapang!

.. inom gamot

Doktor: O tapang  ka  na?

Bata: Sige galawin mo ipin ko! babasagin ko bungo  mo!!!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2006, 07:06:03 am »
salamas pre sa mga jokes..
"If you don't like me, do you think I like you?"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 07:29:21 am »
two thumbs up sau....salamat sa time!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2006, 09:17:50 am »
hihiiih mga pare...babae po ako ...oks lng
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2006, 11:15:43 pm »
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GIRL: ang puti naman ng bird mo...
BOY: aba syempre ah!!! likas papaya ata gamit ko jan!!!...
GIRL: ginagamitan mo rin ba ng downy?....
BOY: baket? bango ba?....GIRL: lambot e!!! 

*********************************** ************************

BINATA: pede bang manligaw sayo?....
DALAGA: at bakit?! may crv ka ba? bmw? pajero? expedition?.....
BINATA: putang ina!!! bakit?! ano ba yang pekpek mo!!!? parking lot?!!!!! 

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WIFE: honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra...
HUSBAND: hon.. wag ka ng magbra...liit namn dede mo e....
WIFE: (taas ang kilay) e baket ikaw nakabrief liit naman titi mo eh?! 

*********************************** *************************

SON: daDdy...baket umuungol c mommy kagabi? my sakit ba cya?...
DADDY: wala anak... happy lng cya......
SON: ibig sabihin, gabi-gabi cyang hapi kahit nung nasa states ka pa? 

*********************************** *************************

DENTIST AND LOVER.... ..
DENTIST: we have 2 stop seeing each other... halata na tayo ng mr mo.....
LOVER: but we love each other!........
DENTIST: oo nga...but were running out of excuses....isa na lng ipin mo! 

*********************************** ****************************

MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cel ko sa panty ko!!!! ..nagba-vibrate!!!..
MR: e anong gagawin ko? kukunin ko sa panty mo?
MRS: gago!!!! kunin mo ung charger at baka malowbat!! 

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2006, 11:17:41 pm »
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GIRL: ang puti naman ng bird mo...
BOY: aba syempre ah!!! likas papaya ata gamit ko jan!!!...
GIRL: ginagamitan mo rin ba ng downy?....
BOY: baket? bango ba?....GIRL: lambot e!!! 

*********************************** ************************

BINATA: pede bang manligaw sayo?....
DALAGA: at bakit?! may crv ka ba? bmw? pajero? expedition?.....
BINATA: putang ina!!! bakit?! ano ba yang pekpek mo!!!? parking lot?!!!!! 

*********************************** *************************

WIFE: honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra...
HUSBAND: hon.. wag ka ng magbra...liit namn dede mo e....
WIFE: (taas ang kilay) e baket ikaw nakabrief liit naman titi mo eh?! 

*********************************** *************************

SON: daDdy...baket umuungol c mommy kagabi? my sakit ba cya?...
DADDY: wala anak... happy lng cya......
SON: ibig sabihin, gabi-gabi cyang hapi kahit nung nasa states ka pa? 

*********************************** *************************

DENTIST AND LOVER.... ..
DENTIST: we have 2 stop seeing each other... halata na tayo ng mr mo.....
LOVER: but we love each other!........
DENTIST: oo nga...but were running out of excuses....isa na lng ipin mo! 

*********************************** ****************************

MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cel ko sa panty ko!!!! ..nagba-vibrate!!!..
MR: e anong gagawin ko? kukunin ko sa panty mo?
MRS: gago!!!! kunin mo ung charger at baka malowbat!! 

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2006, 04:12:06 am »
Nagpagamot ang seksing pipi kay Dok para makapagsalita?


Dok: Sige, ibaba mo ang panty mo, saka ka tumuwad.


Seksing pipi: (naghubo at tumuwad)


Dok: (ipinasok ang ari sa P)


Seksing pipi: AAAA!!!


Dok: (hinugot ang ari) Okey! Bukas, letter B naman tayo!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2006, 08:36:27 am »
 ;D ;D ;D LOL  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2006, 08:53:05 am »
wala ba kayong comment sa jokes ko  boobs::

anak: tay! penge pera, 5 lng po, bili ako chucherya...

tatay: 'nak, ndi chucherya tawag dun...

anak: eh, ano po?

tatay: chiskarr.
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DUCK DICTIONARY

maliit na duck- "panduck"
tirahan ng maliit na duck- "Pandacan"
mataas na duck- "boonduck"
nagulat na duck- "nasinduck"
photogenic na duck- "kodak"
malaking duck sa Ilocos- "duck-il"
madaldal na duck- "dakdak"
pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck- "duck tape"
manggagamot na duck- "ducktor"
musikero na duck- "conducktor
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2006, 04:46:20 am »
pare 1: pre, parang malalim iniisip mo, kamusta buhay?
pare 2: eto walang progreso..
pare 1: ako nga rin eh ganun pa rin
pare 2: eh lovelife?
pare 1: ganun pa rin.. ikaw? kayo pa rin?
pare 2: hindi pare .. ikaw pa rin...

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o mga taong nagmamahal ng walang gusto sa kanya?

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pero mas kawawa yung taong...

bihis na bihis na tapos...

hindi naman pala kasama !?!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2007, 02:00:41 am »
Galeng TOl! naubos ORas ko kakabasa nito! hehe!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2007, 11:49:15 pm »
 sayasaya::



jejejejejejejeje hahahahahahaha pala!!!!! nice share po!!! bihira me mag comment pero natuwa ako sa joke mo!!!thanks